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Sleepy Panda


Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Gilda wakes up one morning and realizes that she is a cube.


I saw a thing at a place and was like, "Hey, I should write a story about Gilda being a cube!" So yeah.

I wrote this when I was 14 and it got rejected. Fight me.

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When Scootaloo stumbles across a few seemingly insignificant pebbles one day, she quickly finds herself sucked into a mysterious adventure. Full of curiosity, she digs deeper, but it seems that not all adventures are fairy tales.

Edited by VItalSpark

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Luna has a strange preference for batponies in her Royal Guard. Unfortunately, they're a pretty rare species, and not all of them are pleased with the constant nagging for them to join the military life.

Preread by pokefreak13 and VitalSpark, and edited by TheSillyDuck. They're great people.

(Terrible cover art by me)

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Pinkie Pie knows what Rainbow Dash has done, and she has no qualms about letting her know. The problem is, Rainbow Dash has absolutely no idea what she's talking about.

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Scootaloo decides that dancing in a fiery inferno is an excellent idea. Sweetie Belle thinks that it's a horrible idea, but she's dragged along anyway.

A collaboration with PikaBlue, with some (un)helpful input from scootaloo96. Or maybe it was helpful. I forget.

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Something is troubling Luna to the point where she can't sleep. She decides to go for a short walk around the castle.

Cover art is not mine; will take down if requested.

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Sweetie Belle is approached by a strange organization one day - an organization dedicated to protecting Equestria from unfriendly creatures, such as changelings. This organization suspects that Scootaloo is a changeling, and they enlist the help of Sweetie Belle to observe her.



Despite the similar title, this has nothing to do with the Abraham Lincoln movie.

Edited by Magistrix

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Diamond Tiara wants attention, but she's not getting it. She seeks to change that.

Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom also want attention, but they're not getting it either. It's all Diamond Tiara's fault.


Written because I was pissed off. I figured that writing was a better outlet than attacking people.

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Once a month, there's this mare that comes to the park. She's absolutely beautiful, and I can't help but to watch her.


I've long lost the source for the cover art.

Edited by Magistrix.

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Ponies are starting to wonder why Princess Luna and Princess Celestia aren't queens, but the two princesses aren't quite prepared to answer that question.

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