If I said something that pissed you off I was probably stoned so pay it no heed.

Crush the Changeling Menace.

Creating a better world, one cyanide pellet at a time.

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

© MMXIX by Jesse Coffey Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

I'll be back....someday

My ships, let me show you them!!!

University student, Star Wars fanatic, history-lover, all-round nerd, and aspiring writer

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Fewer.

I stand up for what is right, even if I am wrong.

I’m a feminist woman looking to write stories on a male dominated site. It’s an uphill battle but a satisfying one, only as long as I succeed.

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

damn.

An edgy person that can barely write stories to their finish.

A legal immigrant & former university-student masquerading as a lead quality-assurance technician.

It only takes one.... okay, maybe more than just one.

We must dare, and dare again, and go on daring.

The Crucible is not liable for any injuries sustained herein, and neither am I.

You are an idiot.

The fuck are you looking at, Arse-face?

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

До Геноциде!

I'm a huge Princess Luna fan. I like MiE fics and war fics.

In Memorium of /pol/. -- Any Misanthropes are directed to the helicopter on your right, your pilot today is: Pinochet.

Chelis' Editor in Chief, and a Horse News writer on the side. I like animu, apparently. Send help.

My honor is my loyalty.

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

time to get off this furry boat

Social butterfly. Sexual Tyrannosaurus

What do you mean I have an addition to horse fiction?! I can stop whenever I want to, mom!

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Doing a lot of thinking as of late. My pm box is always open if you wanna talk ^_^

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Only in death does duty end.

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

"Fast like the wind, silent like a forest, intrusive like the fire, immobile like a mountain. Under heaven and earth, I alone am feared."

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

Out. Will be back soon. Hopefully.

Just a pegasister who's a huge fangirl on the inside. She follows back and would love to be your friend! (Avatar found at http://swa-oku.deviantart.com/art/Hetalia-Fan-Art-Samovar-Teatime-360787743)