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i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

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How can I be home and still feel out of place.

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I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

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music is what I Do so give me your best shot because if I go down then you will go through the flame of my anger

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I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I write almost solely M/F and F/F vanilla sex. So if that's what you're looking for, congratulations: you found it.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

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Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

You know who I am.

Discovering colored cartoon ponies was one of the best times of my life... how many people get to say that? XD

This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.

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Hi, I'm just a simple guy with a love of writing, RPG, dr pepper and anything to do with MLP

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What's my name? tell me yours and lets be friends! I love action games, guns, gore, and sharp steels. Used to be a hater of MLP:FIM but now I am in love with Princess Luna. 'nuff said

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Rarity is best pony all years every year including leap years.

A fetish author who enjoys all sorts of kinky stuff; PM me if you'd like to commission a story!