I write M-rated Fanfics for a TV-Y show. Are you proud ma?
I can't write, but I got a decent imagination and a minds eye for story telling. Need a story idea? Send me a message.
I have a 10-inch penis, you can use your mouth if you want to clean it.
I'm done. I just don't have fun writing stuff anymore. You're free to take any of this material as your own. Have fun!
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."