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redsquirrel456


He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Jul
29th
2018

Twilight Sparkle Is A Heroic Fascist, or: Why School Daze Part 2 is MLP's Post-Mortem · 11:49pm July 29th

Pictured: Prometheus Sparkle stealing the fire of Friendship from the gods, becoming the ultimate culture hero of all ponydom.

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Jun
5th
2018

Marks for Effort Review: This Episode Doesn't Even Deserve That · 3:26am June 5th

So... what the hell did I just watch?

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May
21st
2018

EFNW is over, back to critical reviews: Break Up Break Down · 6:26pm May 21st


Big Mac is basically this guy now. Admit it bronies, we don't stand a chance anymore with men like this running around. You may not like it but this is the peak of male pony performance.

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May
20th
2018

The Night Shift · 9:02am May 20th

One of my favorite parts of cons (all three of them that I've been to, scattered over the last few years) is staying up past midnight. Like, well, well past midnight. I needed to write this blog right here, right now, sitting on a corner of the main hall at Everfree Northwest. I'm just sitting in a chair in a somewhat busy hall doing nothing at 1:31 AM. I'm talking to no one, I'm offering nothing of myself. But to capture the feeling I had to do it right here, because here is, for me at

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May
19th
2018

I just did karaoke for like an hour at EFNW · 5:24am May 19th

The songs from the MLP movie were much more fun for me while I was belting them out at full volume at just a tiny octave or two off the actual sound making it unbearable for anyone nearby to listen to. When you're just listening to them you can't get the same effect, you know?

This trite blog has been brought to you by a guy with nothing better to do at a pony convention.

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May
5th
2018

The Parent Map, or, The Only Really Good Season 8 Episode So Far · 9:16pm May 5th

Sunburst's mom has got it going on. Just look, she comes with socks pre-installed.

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May
2nd
2018

Horse Play Review · 7:20am May 2nd

Due to my writing in general being slow, this'll be an easy one to review as I already have one complete. The others I will jumble together as the week goes on.

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Apr
1st
2018

You know what, forget being reasonable, Maud Couple wasn't good · 10:03pm April 1st

Can anyone explain to me how it makes sense that Pinkie used to be the pony who was all about making ponies smile, and now in the latest episode her own sister, who in her very first appearance was so eccentric that Pinkie Pie was the only one who understood her, revealed she actually doesn't like Pinkie that much and only tolerates her antics because it makes Pinkie herself happy?

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Mar
31st
2018

The School Daze review nobody wanted or asked for, part 1 · 8:17am March 31st

I hate you too, Big Jim.

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Jan
25th
2018

So What Have You Written? · 8:43am January 25th

Oh, you know, just things.

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