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eLLen


She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Jan
3rd
2017

See Ya! · 7:10pm Jan 3rd, 2017

It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.

So here's the haps!

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Nov
9th
2016

I've Been Waiting To Post This · 4:50pm Nov 9th, 2016

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

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Oct
23rd
2016

Super Scientific Pretty Princess Poll! · 7:26pm Oct 23rd, 2016

Answer this poll! :raritydespair: http://www.strawpoll.me/11489036

My senpai, Stiggy, wants to find out who best princess is! Please partake in this vital research!

But you better not choose Luna. I've got my eye on you. :trixieshiftleft:

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Oct
16th
2016

I wonder if my new avatar will give the wrong idea... · 1:02am Oct 16th, 2016

I like it purely for the irony, I swear! :raritydespair:

...Aaaand maybe for her looks. :twilightblush:

Jul
17th
2016

You Think You Know What Fabulous Is? · 4:21pm Jul 17th, 2016

You know nothing. :duck:

Just when I thought my sexuality wasn't questionable enough.

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Jul
14th
2016

Reminder: It's National Nude Day AND National Hot Dog Day · 9:06pm Jul 14th, 2016

Welp. I think you all know what that means. :moustache:

Imagine she's in pony form I guess? 'Cause ponies are always nude! :twilightsheepish:

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May
31st
2016

I'm Looking Forward to the New Ghostbusters! · 10:18pm May 31st, 2016

And nothing you say can stop me! :flutterrage:

Except for McCarthy and the sassy black woman. Neither are funny. :pinkiesick: At least a cast member from the original film watched it early and liked it.

Apr
3rd
2016

New Group! Young Love~ · 10:03pm Apr 3rd, 2016

I've created a new group! Young Love~!

~Young Love~


Welcome to the group dedicated to the most adorable of ships

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Apr
3rd
2016

Respect Your Elders! · 8:43am Apr 3rd, 2016

Alright kids, gather around. It's story time!

There I was at work, bagging groceries like the lowly peasant I am. As I finish off another customer, she shows up. Now, I'm no stranger to the wrinkled faces of the elderly at this store, but I knew right away... she was different. Perhaps it was the glint in her eye, or perhaps it was the husband by her side, silent, but she carried an unreadable aura.

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Apr
2nd
2016

I'm Sweet and Innocent, I Swear! · 5:05pm Apr 2nd, 2016

Yesterday was weird. I barely remember it! It's almost like some mysterious, naughty force took me over. :derpyderp2:

Ah well, surely I couldn't have done anything too mortifying. Right?

Riiiight...?

I'm not dirty! :raritydespair: