It's been a while since I posted a story! Heck, it's been almost a year and a half! Boy did time fly by. I wasn't active last year, not even through blogging, so consider this my update... and goodbye. Sorry to say, but I think it's high time I take my leave. It's been an up and down two and a half years on this site, but I don't think I'll regret it in the end.

So here's the haps!

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Answer this poll! http://www.strawpoll.me/11489036

My senpai, Stiggy, wants to find out who best princess is! Please partake in this vital research!

But you better not choose Luna. I've got my eye on you.

I like it purely for the irony, I swear!

...Aaaand maybe for her looks.

You know nothing.

Just when I thought my sexuality wasn't questionable enough.

Welp. I think you all know what that means.

Imagine she's in pony form I guess? 'Cause ponies are always nude!

And nothing you say can stop me!

Except for McCarthy and the sassy black woman. Neither are funny. At least a cast member from the original film watched it early and liked it.

I've created a new group! Young Love~!

~Young Love~

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Welcome to the group dedicated to the most adorable of ships

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Alright kids, gather around. It's story time!

There I was at work, bagging groceries like the lowly peasant I am. As I finish off another customer, she shows up. Now, I'm no stranger to the wrinkled faces of the elderly at this store, but I knew right away... she was different. Perhaps it was the glint in her eye, or perhaps it was the husband by her side, silent, but she carried an unreadable aura.

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Yesterday was weird. I barely remember it! It's almost like some mysterious, naughty force took me over.

Ah well, surely I couldn't have done anything too mortifying. Right?

Riiiight...?

I'm not dirty!