Specializing in sailing, sword fighting, and scholarship—a piratical polymath.

I'm a Russian boy.

The best thoughts come from the shower and in your dreams.

I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

"You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain." —Autumn Blaze

Just Chillin Here On Fimfiction. How's It Going?

This world is not yours to end. This is our future... our story

This. Is. Equestria!!!!!! (continues powering up for three episodes)

Warning SCP-939 has broken containment. All personnel re-*Scream* *static*

heartbreakingly single...

OK, just bacause the status says I'm online doesn't mean I'm actually online.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

sombra didn’t do a half bad job of it

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

For his love of dog and the history of men was unparalleled.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

"You think you know me..."