Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

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Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Just another struggling writer.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

My own Arch Nemesis. All Cadance, All The Time.

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

Original Works. It was a good run.

A fetish author who enjoys all sorts of kinky stuff; PM me if you'd like to commission a story!

Just a guy that stumbled into the fandom, and started writing.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

i arts, and apparently write.