Okay, so here's the deal. I'm not really into ponies any more. The last episode I watched was Leap of Faith, and I turned it off when Flim and Flam showed up. It wasn't hard to see where the episode was going. But here's the deal: I have two stories in the works that I actually wanna finish. So here's what's gonna happen: I'll give you the titles and a summary of the stories, and if one or both pique your interest, you throw insults at me until I agree to finish the story.

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I just caught up with this season, and I'm gonna say this bluntly. Maud Pie is the best fucking character in all of MLP.
I'd be totally fine if next season was just Maud reciting poetry for 22 minutes each episode.

Magnifique.

I know the comparison has already been made 1,000+ times, but Maud was basically April Ludgate in pony form.

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How come I never see any Twilight x Cadance fics? The only time I see it is usually part of a Twilight x Shining fic. The others just include both Twilight and Cadance, but there isn't any sweet TwiDance action involved.

Why the hell not?

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GUYS. SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. I'M AN IDIOT.
FLUTTERSHY IN A HIJAB. UGH. WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THIS AMAZING COMBO?

COME ON.

OH MY GOSH.

AAAAAARGH.

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Does anybody else feel like this season is a little bit... off? Don't get me wrong, it's not been bad per se, but I feel like the show's changed dramatically between seasons, and I'm not sure what they're aiming at any more.

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Anyone here play Fire Emblem: Awakening? I've been playing it a shit ton lately, and I've come to a startling conclusion.
Rainbow Dash and Sully would totally be BFFs. Come on, that would be awesome! Not sure if Dash would be a Myrmidon or a Pegasus Knight, though.
On second thought she would probably get along with Cordelia, too.

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Apparently two of my blog posts were deleted because they were nsfw. I don't remember posting any kind of porn in my blogs...
Kinda pisses me off. I mean, they're just dumb blog posts, but still. Back the fuck off, mods.

Are there a lot of diners where you live? I live in New Jersey, so there's like, a thousand.
Hell, there was one in the middle of my college campus. It's crazy.
I just spent a paragraph long detour in chapter 5 talking about a diner.

God damn I want some diner food right now.

You may or may not have noticed, but I changed my avatar recently. Just take a quick peek over to the right side of your screen to see what it is OH GOD WHY WHAT AAAAGH.

That's the emotion I'm going for.

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