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Friendly Uncle


I like ponies.

May
30th
2013

State of the Uncle · 3:46am May 30th, 2013

Is there a stated rule anywhere, or even a suggestion for what we're supposed to blog about on this site? That's not a serious question. I'm pretty sure there isn't beyond the mandate that content not be illegal or otherwise upsetting, and if you're gonna talk about dirty stuff you gotta put it behind a nsfw cut? I try to keep my blogging to fanfic, or at least ponies, but I have to fight the occasional urge to just do random biopic crap that nobody cares about. I've already done that with my

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May
15th
2013

The Most Appropriate Euphamism I Could Think of · 11:58pm May 15th, 2013

Six ponies sat around the table in Rarity's den, each of them concentrating on the playing cards in their hooves. Fluttershy's ear twitched a bit as she tapped her hoof on a pile of chips.

"... you know," she said carefully, "he's been in there an awfully long time."

The other ponies looked up from their cards in surprise, blinking at the sweet cream colored pegasus. She blushed and sank down in her seat just a little bit.

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Feb
22nd
2013

Reports of my demise, etc. · 4:51am Feb 22nd, 2013

Bleah, it's been a while since I've touched this thing. Look at all the dust!

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Dec
1st
2012

Hearthswarming Eve Contest · 6:50pm Dec 1st, 2012

Your friend and mine, fellow pony fanfic author Andrew Joshua Talon, is holding a contest this holiday season. Simply read one of his fanfics and find a scene you feel deserves artistic representation in a visual medium, and then represent it artistically. We want to see some fanart, basically. And for your contribution AJT will be rewarding prizes of money dollars. So get your pencils or digital styluses or whatever it is you kids use to produce

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Nov
11th
2012

So, how about that season premier? · 3:41am Nov 11th, 2012

Without spoiling anything I think I can safely say... I liked it. I thought it was pretty good. Not spectacular. Doesn't hold a candle to season 1 and 2, or even season 2's finale, but still really nice. I laughed a bit, and I was actually really nervous towards the end, so the dramatic tension is there. I saw that last twist coming from a mile away, but it was still nice. Celestia is best troll.

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Oct
22nd
2012

Pony Porn · 3:26am Oct 22nd, 2012

... I wonder how surprised anyone would actually be if I actually wrote My Little Pony erotica.

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Oct
18th
2012

1001 pones, and other stuff · 10:29pm Oct 18th, 2012

Well that fic got approved a bit faster than I thought it would.

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Oct
17th
2012

Deleted Scenes · 4:57pm Oct 17th, 2012

This is sort of similar to something that might happen in "Distance" or may see the light of day as a portion of another standalone fic. In the meantime I present it to you because it has Celestia and Twilight being cute so what other reason could I possibly need?

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Oct
14th
2012

Bits and Pieces · 10:49pm Oct 14th, 2012

So just to make everyone aware, the sequel to Correspondence, which I've titled "Distance" is underway. It's worth mentioning that the story also assumes the events of Moonshy from They're Comfy and Easy to Wear took place, and it sort of spiritually continues the development of Rarity and Applejack's friendship from The Creature that Came to Ponyville, though reading the latter two stories isn't critical to understanding what's going on. The first chapter is pretty much finished. I'm in the

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Sep
17th
2012

Underapreciated Fanfics? · 3:22pm Sep 17th, 2012

So I really kind of hate it when authors try to make excuses for why they haven't written anything in a long time, but I always appreciate it, too, because it at least tells you the author hasn't gotten married or found Jesus or something and given up on fanfiction entirely. It's just considered polite to occasionally let people know you're not dead, and that you are working on your multichapter epic about lesbian horses. So I'm going to be polite and tell you all that I'm not dead, and I am

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