Hey all. It's been... *checks date* a really fucking long time? Jesus christ.

Okay, so I'm gonna cut right to the chase. I wrote a new thing! It's not for MLP though. Been playing FE Engage lately, and an idea for a little ditty entered my head that I couldn't pass up, so I gave it a write.

If you want to read what I've done, you can do so over here at AO3.

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Hey all.

So yeah, I've been a semi-busy little bee and I've gone and made myself an AO3 profile to host all of my non-MLP smutty goodness. I'm also on adult-fanfiction.org, but I'm rapidly losing interest in that site. It was great for its time, but it's not all that great anymore. AO3 is just better.

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Hey there guys. It's been... *checks notes* over a year?

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Time has entered a void with me trapped in my Pornochamber for the last several months due to the pandemic, and I haven't logged in in months! Sorry about that. I am working on stuff... tiny bits at a time. I promise. I haven't gotten much done over the last year due to everything that's been going on.

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I'm gonna make this real quick because I need to go to sleep, so I can get up and go watch a hockey game at 2 in the afternoon in Texas, because something something outdoor Texas hockey game.

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What's up guys. I said I was back. I meant it. I also disappeared for a bit because I was working on some stuff on my main, but I've also got something in the works for this account too. More details inside.

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Yooooooooo.

It's been some time since we had an update from me on shit, so I'll try to make it quick so you guys can get back to reading others' 2019 posts.

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I've gotten a couple of requests for commissions over the last couple of months, so I figured I'd go ahead and post this to my profile if anyone decided they'd like to see if I could write some horse smut for them. I have yet to really do a single commission, just so you know, but in case people keep asking, hopefully this will weed out requesters with ideas I cannot do before they appear in my inbox.

See the rules after the page break.

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I said I was back. I failed to follow up. But now the next chapter of Shining Armor's Sexual Shenanigans is close to being finished.

This one won't be a plot-advancing one. Instead, it will be a simple PWP chapter to hopefully reignite the writing spark I had a few months ago before I got sick.

Anyway, be expecting that sometime this week (I hope).

See you all on the other side.