• Member Since 3rd May, 2013
  • offline last seen Monday

NeverClever


Just another smut artisan. Now with thirty percent more smut and five percent more art!

Please note this is not my main account; I just post all my clop here.

"Clever, your alt has more followers than my main. :fluttershysad:"
"Well, then clearly you don't post enough bland porn on your main. :trollestia:"

“Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

Reactions to my stories;

I have no idea what my eyes just read.
So I have decided to simply grunt ambiguously
Hrm...
—Recovery15

Not gonna read it. What's more, you made me need brain bleach without having read a word of it. :facehoof:
—Braininthejar

I read that. It was okay.
—PonyPon

If only because of your awesome avatar of Haruhi Suzumiya, I approve!
—Winterwing

I learned a new word and all I did was read the description. Thanks, man.
—Lord of Nothing

[It] is interesting because usually porn tries to portray the disgusting and creepy as an exciting, forbidden fruit, and things that by all right should be Nausea Fuel are described as delicious tastes and wonderful smells and succulent consistencies. Here, however, they're just presented as-is, raw, unfiltered and uncut. It's like the difference between a slab of raw tuna and a sashimi.
—Blank!

The Most Truthful Thing Ever


(Also counts for writing!)

Comment Feeds Deflowered; 298

This is the number of userpages I have personally deflowered. If you favorite one of my stories/watch me and have an empty comment feed, I'll likely pay you a visit :ajsmug:

My Writing Process

Step 1; Idea

(I'd fap to that)

Step 2; Logistics

(How does this work again?)

Step 3; Music

(Hmm... I don't really have anything that goes with "necrophilia". Metal, maybe...?)

Step 4; Write that shit

(Yus, only took 8 weeks)

Step 5; Post

(Look, porn!) (praise / constructive criticism / generic vitriol optional)

Step 6; Regret

(Why dafuq did I post that bland mess?)

Step 7; Repeat

Comments ( 57 )
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2279661 I actually dislike Spike a lot: his character on the show is shallow, annoying and inconsistently written.

I haven't favorited any fanfictions about him. I have favorited quite a few pieces of art involving him, though. Older SpikexRarity or Nightmare Rarity are probably two of my preferred pairings there. If you're really curious I could PM them to you (I don't want to get in trouble for posting porn links in a comment feed :derpytongue2:)

Are you a fan of spike the dragon and list any spike ship that you faves!?!

2015563 Nope. I barely have time for my own ideas, sorry :derpytongue2:

I considered taking commissions at one point, but no one was interested :rainbowlaugh:

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