I have no idea what my eyes just read.
So I have decided to simply grunt ambiguously
Hrm...
—Recovery15

Not gonna read it. What's more, you made me need brain bleach without having read a word of it.
—Braininthejar

I read that. It was okay.
—PonyPon

If only because of your awesome avatar of Haruhi Suzumiya, I approve!
—Winterwing

I learned a new word and all I did was read the description. Thanks, man.
—Lord of Nothing

[It] is interesting because usually porn tries to portray the disgusting and creepy as an exciting, forbidden fruit, and things that by all right should be Nausea Fuel are described as delicious tastes and wonderful smells and succulent consistencies. Here, however, they're just presented as-is, raw, unfiltered and uncut. It's like the difference between a slab of raw tuna and a sashimi.
—Blank!

(Also counts for writing!)

This is the number of userpages I have personally deflowered. If you favorite one of my stories/watch me and have an empty comment feed, I'll likely pay you a visit