• Member Since 4th May, 2013
  • offline last seen 6 hours ago

NeverClever


ACAB, Black Lives Matter | Kinky asexual | ♠️

Reactions to my stories;

I have no idea what my eyes just read.
So I have decided to simply grunt ambiguously
Hrm...
—Recovery15

Not gonna read it. What's more, you made me need brain bleach without having read a word of it. :facehoof:
—Braininthejar

I read that. It was okay.
—PonyPon

If only because of your awesome avatar of Haruhi Suzumiya, I approve!
—Winterwing

I learned a new word and all I did was read the description. Thanks, man.
—Lord of Nothing

[It] is interesting because usually porn tries to portray the disgusting and creepy as an exciting, forbidden fruit, and things that by all right should be Nausea Fuel are described as delicious tastes and wonderful smells and succulent consistencies. Here, however, they're just presented as-is, raw, unfiltered and uncut. It's like the difference between a slab of raw tuna and a sashimi.
—Blank!

Accurate


(Also counts for writing!)

Userpages Deflowered; 372

This is the number of userpages I have personally deflowered. If you favorite one of my stories/watch me and have an empty comment feed, I'll likely pay you a visit :ajsmug:

“Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.” ― Oscar Wilde

My Writing Process

Step 1; Idea

(I'd fap to that)

Step 2; Logistics

(How does this work again?)

Step 3; Music

(Hmm... I don't really have anything that goes with "necrophilia". Metal, maybe...?)

Step 4; Write that shit

(Yus, only took 8 weeks)

Step 5; Post

(Look, porn!) (praise / constructive criticism / generic vitriol optional)

Step 6; Regret

(Why dafuq did I post that bland mess?)

Step 7; Repeat

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3027133
You deserve a smile, awesome possum!
:raritywink:

Trying to spread more kindness around this site. Always here to bring the cheer. 😇💖

You're my friend-a-doodle now. Have a cookie! 🍪:rainbowkiss:
~Huggles~

You ever need anything, I'm always around. 😌

BLM! ✊

3026837 Thanks, mate.

Keep spreadin' the love! :raritystarry:

2952953
I'll keep that in mind.

2952944 Scat/foalcon/diapers are a hard 'no'. Gore/guro is a soft pass, depending on intensity/details.

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