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NeverClever


ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

Jun
4th
2020

New Story · 5:00am Jun 4th, 2020

Just for the record, I wasn't dead. I've just been working on stuff on my main/original fiction. I didn't really find writing porn to be creatively fulfilling or interesting.

But given the trying times we find ourselves in, I needed some sort of distraction/way to turn off my brain. So here we are.

And just so it's on record; ACAB, Black Lives Matter, fuck trump.

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Sep
6th
2015

New Story Collection: Mini-Smut · 7:06am Sep 6th, 2015

Some of my followers may remember this old blog post. In it, I asked if the idea of shorter porn seemed appealing. Porn that is designed to enable the reader's fantasies, rather than providing a more complex, guided experience.

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Jul
1st
2015

Not Dead/Fic preview · 1:58pm Jul 1st, 2015

I don't like making update posts; I usually find them to be too light on content, and if the projects they showcase don't come to fruition it creates extra disappointment. It's been a while since I posted anything on this account though, so I'll make an exception.

I'm working on a new story. It takes place in the same continuity as A Canterlot Breeding; after Chrysalis gets caught by the guards and such, Celestia decides to personally "rehabilitate" her (if you get my meaning).

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Feb
1st
2015

Question: Would anyone be interested in buying commissions? · 10:48am Feb 1st, 2015

I’ve had at least one person ask me about this before. At the time, I turned them down because I wasn’t confident in my own ability to write to a schedule or to another’s specification. Now, I’m thinking that trying might be a good experience. Plus, helping pay rent wouldn’t hurt. :derpytongue2:

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Aug
13th
2014

Question: Would anyone be interested in shorter porn? · 9:33am Aug 13th, 2014

I was thinking of posting one of those story collections (a single story entry where each chapter is it's own story, to avoid word limits) to maybe try out some ideas that don't warrant a full story. Would anyone be interested in that?

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Mar
28th
2014

What's the deal with Fall of Equestria? · 6:14am Mar 28th, 2014

So I keep encountering Fall of Equestria stories/fanart (mostly because I watch 'mind control' and 'mind break' on derpibooru), and I really can't understand why the 'verse is so popular.

It's basically the Conversion Bureau of porn; unless you buy into their counter-intuitive, painfully unrealistic conceits to begin with (i.e. unless you already share the same fetishes) the stories aren't very good. Even if you do, however, the execution of the concept is almost universally terrible.

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Nov
25th
2013

So somebody downvoted every single one of my stories, · 2:39am Nov 25th, 2013

To my followers who were expecting something important, I apologize. I couldn't think of any other public way to post this, and I wanted there to be a record instead of just sticking it in a text box. As a consolation for wasting your time with internet drama, I will be trying to get a new chapter of Her Body Was Cold up next week.

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Jul
26th
2013

So I realized all the sex scenes I write are boring and repetitive · 11:45pm Jul 26th, 2013

While putting the finishing touches on the latest chapter of Her Body Was Cold I realized something; I suck at writing sex scenes. Every sex scene I've written to date has been bland, repetitive IKEA Erotica.

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