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sykko


I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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  • Sunday
    WRFIWWY-They Call Me Baby Driver

    Today's lessons learned:

    -When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
    -When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.

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  • Friday
    Shoe0nHead-[Female Loneliness and How To Fix It

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-The Spybot Who Loved me

    Lessons we learned this week:

    -If you're in the military or are working for the military and using a dating app, and they start asking for classified information, maybe alert your superiors.
    -Having high school kids lick peanut butter off of your toes is a sex crime, not a fund raising activity. Also, WTF Oklahoma?!
    -If you set your apartment on fire, they will arrest you.

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Graveyard Grand Prix

    Lessons we learned this week:
    -Don't go to a Porsche dealership with a phony check in Indiana, that only seems to work in Florida
    -Don't make a fake injury claim and sue. But if you do, commit to the bit.
    -Apparently pilots will draw dicks in the sky with their flight path and some of them are really good at it

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  • 4 weeks
    WTFIWWY-I Can't Believe It's Not Felonies

    This week they had some weird stories, with the last couple just being, DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!

    Lessons we learned this week:

    -Trucks do not indeed surf. However his mugshot is just...chef's kiss.

    -I do not know what he was doing with all of that butter, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything good. Also, his mugshot is scary.

    -When driving down the road, surrounded by illegal substances, maybe maintain a low profile.

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Mar
17th
2024

WRFIWWY-They Call Me Baby Driver · 3:43pm Sunday

Today's lessons learned:

-When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
-When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.

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