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Jan
1st
2024

WRFIWWY-Santa's Loaded on His Sleigh · 3:13am January 1st

This past week had some weird stories, mostly involving Florida man.

The lessons we learned this episode:

-If you're going to be playing Santa and delivering presents, sobriety is key.

-Don't steal a Baby Jesus from a Nativity scene and try to hold it for ransom on tiktoc.

-The people at Bass Pro Shop aren't trained to stop someone from stealing a fish from the store.

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Jan
21st
2024

WTFIWWY-My Love is Like a Red Red Flag · 11:58pm January 21st

Lessons we learned on this episode:

-If you get away scott-free, don't go back to re-crime the place

-If the lock on your door is broken, get it fixed

-You can scam dudes out of money for false promises of sex(not really a lesson learned)

-Don't sexually harass anybody, especially when you're on a flight

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Jan
14th
2024

WTFIWWY-Time to Make the Donuts · 7:20pm January 14th

I was going to give a summary of the lessons learned, but that last story just...I can't even.

Dec
24th
2023

WTFIWWY-It's Like Rain On Your Wedding Day · 4:33pm Dec 24th, 2023

A few lessons we have learned form today's episode:

-Just because the old drugs still work does not that give anyone an excuse to use them.

-If you make a bomb threat in an airport, you go on a forever list.

-If you think the Uber driver is going too slow, maybe ask them to speed up, don't steal their car.

Dec
17th
2023

WTFIWWY-Toasted Bunches of Car · 7:12pm Dec 17th, 2023

Hoo boy! This week's episode is full of dumb, and not normal dumb.

Some lessons we've learned this week:
-If you don't get a Pokemon card in your McDonald's Happy Meal, maybe don't throw a temper tantrum, and definitely don't throw punches.
-If you are having an argument with your significant other on a plane, definitely don't use the words "bomb threat", they will divert the flight and arrest you.

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Nov
26th
2023

WTFIWWY-Eastbound and Dumb · 5:10pm Nov 26th, 2023

May
13th
2024

WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows · 12:57am May 13th

Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.

Life lessons we learned this week:

-If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!

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Mar
3rd
2024

WTFIWWY-Graveyard Grand Prix · 9:20pm March 3rd

Lessons we learned this week:
-Don't go to a Porsche dealership with a phony check in Indiana, that only seems to work in Florida
-Don't make a fake injury claim and sue. But if you do, commit to the bit.
-Apparently pilots will draw dicks in the sky with their flight path and some of them are really good at it

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Jan
7th
2024

WTFIWWY-That Doesn't Go There · 8:34pm January 7th

Every year Nash and Tara do the rectalspective where they go a handful of objects people got stuck in their various orifices listed on this site here.

The ultimate life lesson is, when going to the ER because you got something stuck in your orifice, tell the nurses the truth about why. If you make up some stuff, they won't believe you.

May
5th
2024

WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest) · 9:48pm May 5th

The life lessons we learned this week:

-Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

-Don't smuggle drugs of any kind. Drugs are bad. Mm-Kay? If you are going to smuggle drugs in your car, obey all the traffic laws so you don't get pulled over. Also: Holy shit! That's a lot of heroin!

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Dec
3rd
2023

WTFIWWY-Chicken and Mushroom Meltdown · 8:14pm Dec 3rd, 2023

Some lessons learned in this episode:

If you're going to be heating oil to deep fry a turkey, don't fall asleep while heating the oil and do it outside

If you drive through an active crime scene, the police will chase you

If you try to smuggle a knife in a loaf of bread onto a plane, you're going on a list

If you drop your pants on a flight and pee in the aisle, you're going on 2 lists

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May
19th
2024

WTFIWWY-More Than Meets The Eye · 5:24pm Sunday

This week's life lessons learned:

-Don't steal a tractor. Definitely don't steal one with the intent to go to a college campus to kill 2 people and then go on a vehicular rampage. GTA is not a LARP. Also: Great work in reinforcing that negative stereotype.

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Mar
24th
2024

WTFIWWY-A Leg and A Leg · 9:14pm March 24th

This week the life lessons we learned are:

-Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.

-You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.

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Apr
1st
2024

WTFIWWY-Captain Underpants Begins · 12:10am April 1st

This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

-Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

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Mar
10th
2024

WTFIWWY-The Spybot Who Loved me · 9:02pm March 10th

Lessons we learned this week:

-If you're in the military or are working for the military and using a dating app, and they start asking for classified information, maybe alert your superiors.
-Having high school kids lick peanut butter off of your toes is a sex crime, not a fund raising activity. Also, WTF Oklahoma?!
-If you set your apartment on fire, they will arrest you.

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Apr
8th
2024

WTFIWWY-Let Them Fight · 7:02am April 8th

This week the life lessons we learned:
-Don't be in a troupe of monkeys in Thailand and get into a fight with another troupe of monkeys. Apparently the police will arrest you. Which just begs the questions: Is there monkey jail? Are there monkey lawyers? Are there monkey courts and judges?

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Nov
6th
2023

WTFIWWY-Fighting Fired With Fire · 3:43am Nov 6th, 2023

This past week's What The Fuck Is Wrong With You featured news stories that ranged from well that was dumb-to eww gross-to pure what the fuckery-to maybe you shouldn't consume that.

Some of the lessons I hope you all learn from watching this are:
-Leave your ex the fuck alone and definitely don't make a phony call to the cops about a fake crime.

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Feb
19th
2024

WTFIWWY-I Can't Believe It's Not Felonies · 6:52am February 19th

This week they had some weird stories, with the last couple just being, DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!

Lessons we learned this week:

-Trucks do not indeed surf. However his mugshot is just...chef's kiss.

-I do not know what he was doing with all of that butter, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything good. Also, his mugshot is scary.

-When driving down the road, surrounded by illegal substances, maybe maintain a low profile.

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Feb
11th
2024

WTFIWWY-Hinder Surprise · 5:21pm February 11th

Lessons on what not to d we learned this week:
-If you really like being in jail, give it a day or 2 after getting out before you crime again and make the cops work for their paycheck
-Don't print phony checks, but apparently the Porsche dealership doesn't run any sort of fraud tests
-Nothing on Netflix is worth going to jail over
-You can be going out in public and suddenly a naked rampage can happen in you vicinity

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Apr
21st
2024

WTFIWWY-Total Eclipse of Uranus · 5:45pm April 21st

Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.

The life lessons we learned this week:

-When using a picture on a news broadcast, maybe do a quick last second double check. I'm not sure how the standards and practices are for Mexican networks, but if they're anything like how they are in the U. S., someone is getting fired super hard.

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