WTFIWWY-A Leg and A Leg · 9:14pm March 24th
This week the life lessons we learned are:
-Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.
-You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.
-Don't get high before going to a courtroom. If you do, don't admit to it, that's what we call self-incrimination. Drugs are bad, mm-kay.
-Don't make bomb threats, especially don't do so at an airport, they really don't like that and you'll go to jail, if the cops don't turn you into human Swiss cheese first. Also the Fort Meyers news needs to do better on its spellcheck.
-Don't sell Fentanyl. Drugs are bad, mm-kay. Also, his lip gloss game is on point.
-Don't intentionally harm yourself for an insurance scam, they will investigate you and you will go to jail. Maybe instead just go with the good old standby of getting into a fender bender, roll out of you car while holding you neck and writhe on the ground while claiming you're in incredible pain. I'm not condoning insurance fraud, but there are safer means that doesn't involve inflicting harm on yourself to the point where you need to get a double amputation.
