This week the life lessons we learned:

-Don't smuggle snakes into the country you live in. If you do, put them in a wooden box or crate or in your suitcase. Don't stuff them down your pants! That's not what trouser snake means.

-In this post-9/11 world, maybe don't put fake grenades or real grenades that have been dummied in your carry-on, The TSA doesn't like that and you will get arrested.

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This week's lessons learned:

-UK McDonald's, I see your intent, but maybe work on your execution a bit.

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Tara was unable to co-host due to a power outage, so Luke was able to step in. Normally when Luke co-hosts, there's a lot of poop stories, fortunately(or unfortunately, depending on who you ask) there's no poop stories.

This week's life lessons learned are:

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The life lessons we learned this week:

-If you're going to steal a yacht, know what the hell you are doing or you are very likely to just float right into the cops.

-If you unlawfully enter into a bank that is unlocked, make your arrest mean something. You don't want to be the guy sitting in jail who broke into an unlocked bank and got nothing out of it, steal a desk or something.

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This week the life lessons we learned:

-Don't shoot at police helicopters. They don't like that and will arrest you.

-Denmark is recalling some brands of hot and spicy Korean ramen for being too hot. Thanks Denmark for reinforcing that negative stereotype about white people.

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This week the life lessons we learned are:

-Don't threaten to bomb the FBI headquarters, they really don't like that. Also, Unabomb isn't a verb.

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This week's life lessons learned:

-Don't use your cell phone while driving. Especially don't do so while on a zoom call to the court room where there is a criminal case going on for you driving with a suspended license, that is what lawyers call self-incrimination.

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It's been...odd. I've not been a ball of volatile emotions or having emotional breakdowns. I think it's been because I've had 7 years to brace for his death. That's how long it took for the cancer to take him and because I was there for most of it, I had time to come to terms with that it was going to take him.

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Life lessons learned this week:

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Life lessons we learned this week:

-If the police are chasing you and you hide, they will find you, life is not a video game. Though points to this guy for creativity on the fly as who would think to look in a dryer? But he loses points because the dryer had an acrylic window in the door.

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