Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.

The life lessons we learned this week:

-When using a picture on a news broadcast, maybe do a quick last second double check. I'm not sure how the standards and practices are for Mexican networks, but if they're anything like how they are in the U. S., someone is getting fired super hard.

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This week's life lessons learned:

-Keep an eye on your crotch goblins or they may very well steal your car. Though this kid kinda, sorta had a good reason.

-Don't make fun of people with Down's Syndrome. Nobody will feel bad when you get your ass kicked.

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This week the life lessons we learned:
-Don't be in a troupe of monkeys in Thailand and get into a fight with another troupe of monkeys. Apparently the police will arrest you. Which just begs the questions: Is there monkey jail? Are there monkey lawyers? Are there monkey courts and judges?

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This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

-Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

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This week the life lessons we learned are:

-Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.

-You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.

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Today's lessons learned:

-When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
-When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.

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Lessons we learned this week:

-If you're in the military or are working for the military and using a dating app, and they start asking for classified information, maybe alert your superiors.
-Having high school kids lick peanut butter off of your toes is a sex crime, not a fund raising activity. Also, WTF Oklahoma?!
-If you set your apartment on fire, they will arrest you.

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Lessons we learned this week:
-Don't go to a Porsche dealership with a phony check in Indiana, that only seems to work in Florida
-Don't make a fake injury claim and sue. But if you do, commit to the bit.
-Apparently pilots will draw dicks in the sky with their flight path and some of them are really good at it

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This week they had some weird stories, with the last couple just being, DEAR SWEET EVIL JESUS!

Lessons we learned this week:

-Trucks do not indeed surf. However his mugshot is just...chef's kiss.

-I do not know what he was doing with all of that butter, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't anything good. Also, his mugshot is scary.

-When driving down the road, surrounded by illegal substances, maybe maintain a low profile.

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