This week's life lessons learned:

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This week's life lessons learned:

-You know you done messed up when a representation of the planet Mars decides to quit and leave.

-Don't steal cars. If you do and they take the car back while you're in the store, just write your stuff off. Don't go back to the dealership to get your things back. Make the cops work for their paychecks.

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This week's life lessons learned:

-The guys who stole Paddington Bear are arrested and facing charges.

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Our good friend who teaches us proper internet comment etiquette sets his sights on the sissification hypnosis fetish videos and the people who are gripping about them...mostly Michael Knowles.

I think that anyone who is going on very public gripes about a group of fetish videos should have their internet history looked at.

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This week's life lessons learned:

-I guess you can try to hold it in for as long as you can after eating expensive diamond jewelry in an attempt to steal them, but the cops will just hold you at the hospital until you poop them out then take you to jail.

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I've heard it said many times before, "Fear not the actions of wicked men, for wicked men will always do what they have always done. Instead, fear the apathy of the good."

Don't let the title fool you, this has nothing to do with some sort of stupid incident involving bronies.

Tara'a niece joined this week as co-co-host.

This week's life lessons learned:

-So apparently if you eat extremely valuable jewelry to steal it, it'll stay in your digestive tract longer than 2 weeks.

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And as always, remember to re-stomp that groin.

So many guys in this video should be a candidate for Neo, considering the bullets they're dodging.

This week's life lessons learned:

-If you're putting your house up on Zillow, clean up your kitchen and take down your sex swing.

-Don't shave a bald spot on your head to smuggle cocaine under a toupee. Smuggling and cocaine are bad, mm-kay. Though I do have to give points to the guy, I've never heard of someone smuggling drugs under a toupee.

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