WTFIWWY-Everybody Was Kung Fu Skating

Life lessons we learned this week:

-If the police are chasing you and you hide, they will find you, life is not a video game. Though points to this guy for creativity on the fly as who would think to look in a dryer? But he loses points because the dryer had an acrylic window in the door.

-Do not use gasoline to start a fire in your fireplace, you could accidentally burn your house down. It's not the liquid gasoline that burns but the fumes.

-Don't steal a test drive car from a car lot, the police are going to chase you and they will catch you, either by crashing the car by using the PIT maneuver or by boxing you in and causing you to crash the car. When the cops crash you in the car you've stolen, just surrender, don't jump in a nearby lake, and then try to fight and drown the cops who jump in after you. They don't like that and you will get charged with battery on a law enforcement officer at the minimum.

-Don't steal a school bus, especially when drunk and high. Drugs and alcohol are bad. Mm-kay? Just because you're bringing the bus back doesn't erase that you stole the bus.

-If you get a ticket, maybe just pay the ticket, if you feel the ticket was given to you under wrong conditions, lawyer up and challenge it in court. If you feel the cop has singled you out unfairly, maybe lawyer up and file suit. Don't go all revenge-mode, search up where they live and burn down a house. That's called arson, which is a very serious crime.

-If you're wanting to do an afterparty at a skating rink and they turn you down, maybe cuss a couple of times while you stomp off and try to find another place that will host your afterparty. Don't go on social media and get a whole bunch of your friends to throw a riot at the skate rink and fight the police. That's called inciting a riot. Also: Social media is a snitch, they will tell the police on you, provide them with any and all evidence if they ask...and maybe even if they don't ask.