WTFIWWY-Graveyard Grand Prix

Lessons we learned this week:
-Don't go to a Porsche dealership with a phony check in Indiana, that only seems to work in Florida
-Don't make a fake injury claim and sue. But if you do, commit to the bit.
-Apparently pilots will draw dicks in the sky with their flight path and some of them are really good at it
-If someone doesn't want to be with you, just move on. Don't vandalize their car and don't convince their current lover to paint a giant dick in their parking space.
-Don't steal a horse, and definitely don't lead it up the staircase of an apartment.
-If you're late for an appointment, don't cut through the cemetery, it's not going to make you any less late.