WTFIWWY-Captain Underpants Begins

This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

-Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

-Airlines always overbook flights because people don't show up for the flight. When they do, people are going to get bumped, it happens and it sucks. Don't take a picture of someone else's boarding pass, especially not a child's, and try to stow away. They don't like that, will turn the plane around and you will get arrested, and most likely go on a forever list.

-We've all been drunk before, that's not an excuse to behave shitty, especially on a plane. If you're drunk on a plane and in a bad mood, maybe ask for some coffee or water, don't spit on and hit people, and especially don't threaten to crash the plane. They don't like that, they will turn the plane around and you will get arrested, and most likely go on a forever list. Also this guy acting like an asshole got put in a headlock, someone should have hit him with an RKO out of nowhere.

-I've been hangry before, but never start a brawl at the Mickey D's hangry before. We've all been hangry, don't take it out on the fast food workers, if you do and the cops show up, either just bolt or let the cops take you in peaceably. Don't brawl with the cops, and definitely don't choke slam one, they don't like that. The Mickey D's parking lot isn't a WWE ring, you are not the Undertaker and this is America, the cops just might shoot you.

-If you're a landlord and want or need to evict someone, go get an eviction notice from the courts and bring the cops with you. Don't bust into the place brandishing gun, fire off shots and threaten the tenant. Guns are not a remote control for the real world, you will get arrested, go to jail, and get charged with forced entry, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and terroristic threats. Also, when it comes time to go to court, either just show up and hope the judge shows a bit of leniency, or say you overslept and forgot about your court date, don't run to another state, the FBI doesn't like that, they will find you, arrest you, and extradite you back to where you were arrested, if they don't charge you with interstate flight.

-Don't put eels in your butt. There are plenty of toys that are made for going inside your butt, they're not expensive and the risk of serious injury is very low.