Jan
1st
2024
WRFIWWY-Santa's Loaded on His Sleigh · 3:13am January 1st
This past week had some weird stories, mostly involving Florida man.
The lessons we learned this episode:
-If you're going to be playing Santa and delivering presents, sobriety is key.
-Don't steal a Baby Jesus from a Nativity scene and try to hold it for ransom on tiktoc.
-The people at Bass Pro Shop aren't trained to stop someone from stealing a fish from the store.
-Don't try to smuggle bullets on a plane. If you, don't blame your girlfriend if you want to keep her.
-Don't steal an ambulance. Also ambulance drivers, take the keys out of the ignition to prevent asshats from stealing it.
-A stolen pack of cigarettes is not ample reason to try and go out in a blaze of glory.
