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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-Why Did It Have To Be SNAKES

    This week the life lessons we learned:

    -If you're bitten by a venomous snake, maybe don't bring it with you to the ER, just leave the snake alone and vacate the area immediately. The ER people have tests they can perform to determine if you need antivenom and what kind.

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-Total Eclipse of Uranus

    Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.

    The life lessons we learned this week:

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-We Can't Take You NOWHERE

    This week's life lessons learned:

    -Keep an eye on your crotch goblins or they may very well steal your car. Though this kid kinda, sorta had a good reason.

    -Don't make fun of people with Down's Syndrome. Nobody will feel bad when you get your ass kicked.

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Let Them Fight

    This week the life lessons we learned:
    -Don't be in a troupe of monkeys in Thailand and get into a fight with another troupe of monkeys. Apparently the police will arrest you. Which just begs the questions: Is there monkey jail? Are there monkey lawyers? Are there monkey courts and judges?

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  • 4 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Captain Underpants Begins

    This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

    On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

    -Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

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Dec
3rd
2023

WTFIWWY-Chicken and Mushroom Meltdown · 8:14pm Dec 3rd, 2023

Some lessons learned in this episode:

If you're going to be heating oil to deep fry a turkey, don't fall asleep while heating the oil and do it outside

If you drive through an active crime scene, the police will chase you

If you try to smuggle a knife in a loaf of bread onto a plane, you're going on a list

If you drop your pants on a flight and pee in the aisle, you're going on 2 lists

If you're going to be consuming a psychotropic drug, ensure you have a sober buddy nearby

If you get naked on a ride at any Disney park, you're going on 2 lists

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