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  • 6 days
    WTFIWWY-Total Eclipse of Uranus

    Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.

    The life lessons we learned this week:

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-We Can't Take You NOWHERE

    This week's life lessons learned:

    -Keep an eye on your crotch goblins or they may very well steal your car. Though this kid kinda, sorta had a good reason.

    -Don't make fun of people with Down's Syndrome. Nobody will feel bad when you get your ass kicked.

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Let Them Fight

    This week the life lessons we learned:
    -Don't be in a troupe of monkeys in Thailand and get into a fight with another troupe of monkeys. Apparently the police will arrest you. Which just begs the questions: Is there monkey jail? Are there monkey lawyers? Are there monkey courts and judges?

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Captain Underpants Begins

    This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

    On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

    -Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

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  • 4 weeks
    WTFIWWY-A Leg and A Leg

    This week the life lessons we learned are:

    -Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.

    -You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.

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Jan
21st
2024

WTFIWWY-My Love is Like a Red Red Flag · 11:58pm January 21st

Lessons we learned on this episode:

-If you get away scott-free, don't go back to re-crime the place

-If the lock on your door is broken, get it fixed

-You can scam dudes out of money for false promises of sex(not really a lesson learned)

-Don't sexually harass anybody, especially when you're on a flight

-If you sue every woman who talked to other people about how bad their date was with you. you lose, even if you win

-Everybody has a that one bad day and it looks different for everyone, the last story just looks funny and cool because it involves a skid loader

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