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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-Why Did It Have To Be SNAKES

    This week the life lessons we learned:

    -If you're bitten by a venomous snake, maybe don't bring it with you to the ER, just leave the snake alone and vacate the area immediately. The ER people have tests they can perform to determine if you need antivenom and what kind.

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-Total Eclipse of Uranus

    Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.

    The life lessons we learned this week:

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-We Can't Take You NOWHERE

    This week's life lessons learned:

    -Keep an eye on your crotch goblins or they may very well steal your car. Though this kid kinda, sorta had a good reason.

    -Don't make fun of people with Down's Syndrome. Nobody will feel bad when you get your ass kicked.

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Let Them Fight

    This week the life lessons we learned:
    -Don't be in a troupe of monkeys in Thailand and get into a fight with another troupe of monkeys. Apparently the police will arrest you. Which just begs the questions: Is there monkey jail? Are there monkey lawyers? Are there monkey courts and judges?

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  • 4 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Captain Underpants Begins

    This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.

    On this episode, the life lessons we learned:

    -Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.

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Dec
17th
2023

WTFIWWY-Toasted Bunches of Car · 7:12pm Dec 17th, 2023

Hoo boy! This week's episode is full of dumb, and not normal dumb.

Some lessons we've learned this week:
-If you don't get a Pokemon card in your McDonald's Happy Meal, maybe don't throw a temper tantrum, and definitely don't throw punches.
-If you are having an argument with your significant other on a plane, definitely don't use the words "bomb threat", they will divert the flight and arrest you.
-If you start running down the airplane runway, they will arrest you.
-A USB cable is not an appropriate fitting for snow chains
-If it gets really cold where you live and you own an EV, do not use a toaster to warm up your battery, it will start just fine on its own. When lithium catches fire, it will pull oxygen out of everything around it until it decides to not be on fire anymore.
-When going to get an MRI, ensure you do not have any metal in or on you, this includes firearms.

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