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I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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For generation the kirins of the perilous Peaks have cut themselves off from the wider world. As such the wider world.

Twilight, curious on how an all-female species reproduces writes a letter to Autumn Blaze asking about kirin sexual biology. She receives a plus-one invitation to the kirin village for the summer mating season.

She decides to invite Cadance along

The sex tag is for talking about lewd topics

Reader warning: Kirin biology, kirin courtship and mating rituals, two characters talking about lewd subjects, and an explosive finish.


This story was inspired in part by a comment I had on this story.

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"For 600 years I've been an alicorn. Willingly drank love poison for a Saddle Arabian sultan. Been involved in over 100 orgies in Roan. I am worshiped as a fertility goddess in Alexzebria.", Cadance muttered to herself. "Here I was hoping that I could get a few pictures of a kirin getting balls deep in each other. But nooo! Those fuckers have to blow each other up to make babies!"

Oh my god this freaking killed me!:rainbowlaugh:

I know exactly where you got this from, well done indeed.

Interesting. Very interesting start.

:twilightoops: My castle!
:raritywink: Twilight! Spike & I are a couple
:moustache: What you expect a blown up castle?
:facehoof: The crystal roof is scorched, no other mess?
:raritystarry: what mess?
:ajbemused: Twi, are you okay?
:pinkiegasp: She looks exploded
:trollestia: Why is Cadance drunk?

Actually, there is precedence for an all-female Kirin species.

New Mexico female Kirin species are real wtf bbq

So considering the vast amount of fandom head-canon regarding “Kirin are dragon ponies”, is it too much of a stretch to imagine that Kirin have this quirk same as certain breed of reptile?

Just something silly to mess with people’s head canons...

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No, no, no... you’re doing it wrong!!

The Root of the Problem

:applejackunsure: Twilight? You seen my special fertiliser?
:twilightsmile: I gave it to Spike to take to Rarity. Something about indoor plants?
:eeyup: Eenope!

Talk about going out with a bang!

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That was a fun story
:duck: My darling little Snap Dragon
:moustache: A relationship based on a bag of Bull Sh:pinkiegasp:

:applecry: No fertilizer - No Amfo. No Amfo No explosion. No explosion No demolition cutie marks
:twilightsheepish: What were you going to demolish?
:unsuresweetie: Your castle
:twilightoops:
:scootangel: Mayor Mare said we could, That castle was an eyesore
:facehoof:
:moustache: Plus I didn't see the permits either

Cadance might never be able to think of "making love" the same way again after what she and Twilight saw.:rainbowlaugh:

"So you ponies insert a portion of your bodies into each other, shoot DNA at each other, and then many months later one of you pushes a pup out of your...what was it that you called it?...vah-gine-uh?", Rain Shine asked.

"More or less.", Twilight replied.

"Fascinating! I should send a few 'rin to observe this firsthoof so we can document this in our codices."

That in itself could make for a fun sequel.

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Looks like Cadence hates being Venus

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I mean the romans used to consider Venera a war goddess to so...

Holy 💩, that was funny! A whole new definition for "banging." I can't help but think that Cadance is a bit OOC, plus there's the little Fun Fact that daffodils are poisonous, but I love the story, anyway.

Can't believe nobody has posted this yet:

(The preview image makes it look like it's NSFW, but that's just one quick shot, and you can't see anything.)

After Twilight finished writing the letter, she drew the hexagrammic return spell diagram at the bottom, rolled up the scroll, dripped a bit of sealing wax onto it and pressed a sealing stamp onto the wax that contained her personal emblem.

Is it Kirin adjusted ? A human could not necessarily use it to mail back.

The arena fell silent as all kirin present prepared for the multiplication to be gin.

begin

Twilight looked up at he sister-in-law, worry dancing across her face. "Cadance...is-is everything okay? Did I-did I do something wrong?"

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Damn... That is dedication... to kill themselves for offspring :rainbowderp:

Guess they are not cross species compatible?

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Thanks for pointing out those typos. Fixed.

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