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sykko


I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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The Cuddler is on the loose!

He is wanted for such crimes as head pats, ear scritches, mane and coat brushing, back scratches...and the worst of all, belly rubs!

Princess Celestia has put one million bit bounty for information that leads to the apprehension of The Cuddler.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 25 )

Truly, a menace of society that is unmatched and far too dangerous we need the justice league to stop it

Okay, that was cute. :3

This Anon is a mastermind criminal on par with MegaMind himself! He must be stopped or else all will succumb to the boops n scritches!

"I know somepony down in Ponyville who can help you get out. Her name is Lyra Heartstrings. I'll talk to her when she comes to visit."

Just imagine Lyra being happy after having a human in her house... she's a brouman. (reverse brony XDDDDD)

Wonderful, I liked how I read this before going into the hell that is college (NZ college=American high school)
Great stuff

Cute and funny, thanks for the smiles this brought me! :raritywink:

It'll be the collapse of pony civilisation, until someone manages to clone anon or something

The horror, the horror! ... :derpytongue2:

Silly little fun for a rainy day. :pinkiesmile:👍

Anon smirked as he could see the pieces for his next escape were slowly moving into place. After all ear scritches, back scratches, chin scratched, floof scratches, massages and snoot boops were for everypony, not just a pair of princesses.

a sequel... I like, I like very much, especially Lyra, but one thing I hope from the next chapter is that Candance and Shinning appear, but if it is not possible, then that some changelings appear hehehehe

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but as a woman, it would be a human sister (human version of pega sister Lmao)

This...this..."Cuddler" is obviously a creature of PURE EVIL that must be stopped! Imagine! Booping noses, and giving...giving...belly rubs willy-nilly! It's...disgraceful!

When I saw the title, I immediately thought of The Cuddle Bandit Begins by little big pony.

YES, it definitely made me laugh, it was a very funny and enjoyable chapter to read.

I give the chapter... 3 stars ⭐⭐⭐

A very entertaining chapter, I just wish it had lasted a little longer.

I liked the ending, for me a happy ending.

Again it was too short for my taste, but at least I enjoyed it while it lasted. I give it three stars ⭐⭐⭐

Likewise, I give the rest of the story its well-deserved three stars ⭐⭐⭐

That does NOT mean that for me it was a bad fic, on the contrary, it was very entertaining and will go on my list of favorite stories, because I will surely read it more times in the future

I'm profoundly disappointed in this story, author. It contained only one of the three things you list as liking in your author blurb. Now, I can excuse the lack of violence--snoot booping is an acceptable substitute--but the lack of heavy metal is absolutely egregious!

Celestia and Luna are two very greedy as hell heroic princesses for trying to keep The Cuddler's ear scritches, chin scratches, floof scratches, back scratches, massages, etc. to themselves & not risk all of Equestria's ponies enjoying suffering from The Cuddler's fun.

Anon is the WORST kind of evil! Bwahahaha! :rainbowlaugh:

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Anon smirked as he could see the pieces for his next escape were slowly moving into place. After all ear scritches, back scratches, chin scratched, floof scratches, massages and snoot boops were for everypony, not just a pair of princesses.

PERFECT!:pinkiehappy::twilightsmile::scootangel: I had to chuckle so heavily, and especially when Celestia proclaimed that Anon's actions are reserved for mare i flipped out!:rainbowlaugh:This is too good!

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