Discord is a cocky, overbearing, goofy free spirit. Anon is a cocky, brutally honest, nonchalant free spirit. Both can be incredibly big douches when they want to be, but the girls still like them both even with their flaws.
But one day, Anon finally meets Discord. And he decides he doesn't like him.
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Okay I have got to see how Dissy's revenge plays out.
This was very entertaining to read, thanks for the laugh
"no bitches" roasts will never stop being funny
Anon why did you have to do my mans Discord like thatðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Discord didn't end up golden brown, Anon you didn't cook your Discord long enough.
It's raw enough to still Moo!
You call this a roast?!?
Liked and favorited.
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It was a pity fuck.
Bet in the third chapter they will be best chooms of their life lmao.
Can't wait for their shenanigans!
Is the sqeuel called discord electric boogaloo
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I'll update it later to give Anon more time to roast Discord.
I didn't think it would get this much attention, I pretty much just wrote it for the giggles 😅
As soon as anon started roasting discord I laughed all the way till the end
amazing
I was listening to virtual insanity while anon roasted discord. when he made the penis one i imagined bursting through the wall the exact same way Jamiroquaidid, holding a "Biggest roast of the century." card
Hey look its the draconequus that TURNED MY FAVORITE REFORMATION CHARACTER TO STONE!
....oh dear
*i prefer apples to apples but hey! Its the same concept just different age rating*
SHE WOULD
especially if you prefer strawberries like i d---
I said that didnt i?
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roast battle
Anon stands there waiting for it to come. Discord finally turns around holding a huge roasted pig on a spit. He sits it right in front of Anon. A look of satisfaction on Discord's face at Anon's comeuppance.
The girls look like they are going to be sick witnessing the dead animal being placed before Anon.
Anon looks at the pig, then at Discord. "Smells good!"
All the different body parts that scratch all sorts of itches, yet Discord still completely lacks bitches.
Hm, Discord really does need to up his roast game. Something like "You look like a combination of all the most boring and basic human features, and your personality has as much flavor as months-old gum that was chewed for far long than it should have been."
I must see this sequel to this. XD
This was good.
Just commenting on the premise. Haven't read.
(Reads premise, thinks back to Death Battle: Batman vs Captain America)
where Captain is shown to be able to "incapacitate the hulk with his knowledge of 'pressure points'" with one of them being "the fastest way to piss off a dude." ... "****s of steel right there. Great big, eagle shaped, freedom ****s of steel."
Dear anon... (If you survive) I salute you.
Discord:
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Yeah man, those super basic playground insults really got to that unfathomably powerful and ancient demigod.
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He is the most basic of jokes, after all.