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Ludus


My sin is clearly pride. The real question is: What am i doing with my life? I don't even write all that well.

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Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.

Fistfights ensue.

This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.

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Comments ( 54 )
Ludus #2 · 1 week ago · · ·

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Basically, yeah.

hmmm, 7/10 needs more romance and lewds

VampDash #4 · 1 week ago · · 1 ·

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My favorite part was RD denying she's gay

What in the trombone is this?

That was fucking great. :rainbowlaugh:

Shenzy #9 · 1 week ago · · ·

Apples are sour wormy and disgusting...
Rarity taught me that.

this was pretty amusing. Have a like.

made me smile and laugh.... thanks!:twilightsmile:

Ah, there's nothing like a good brawl between friends, especially when they make the effort to keep each other safe.

needs major format work.

Congratz, you got featured. 8/4/2019

What in the cinnamon toast fuck did I just read? And why does it have me giggling like an idiot?

TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES

Apple cider is a thing; banana cider is not. Argument over.

Whoa there, tiger. Is that a title without your quintessential "boop the snoot."

911, I'd like to report an identity theft please.

I kinda want to complain about the awkward sense of scale, but I'm too busy laughing my arse off.

I rate this story a whole five Spike 'Staches!
:moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache: :moustache:

Ludus #20 · 1 week ago · · ·

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You'll never catch me alive, coppers!-

SirReal #21 · 1 week ago · · ·

That's the look of 'you're bout' to die, pardner.'

You've just yee'd your last haw.

Whut in the cinnamon-toast-trombone-wranglin'-applehattery is this?

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Challenge accepted!


Wait, does it HAVE to be cider, or can it just be a form of banana-based alcohol?
Because I have tried banana rum, and it's horribad.

"Because I'm psychic."

"Just kidding! I just have very good intuition."

Yay for Danganronpa references!

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Ah, you just weren't drunk enough to appreciate it!

I love this!!!:heart::heart::rainbowkiss:

The only thing running through my head while reading this.....I'm not ashamed.

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We are all dumber and closer to damnation for this creation of this fic.

Ludus #30 · 1 week ago · · ·

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Finally, someone who understands!

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Hey if hell has ponies, I'm all in for damnation into the depths of eternal torture

muwun #32 · 1 week ago · · ·

oh my fucking god.
this was great.
and you did it again, congrats on hitting the feature box, you nerd.

i can't help but look at that picture and imagine that man's arm snapping like a twig three seconds later.

I love the image, applejack looks so fucking cute

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Banana smoothies are a thing, apple smoothies are not. Argument over.

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No... I had just killed a bottle of Jameson's. It was just bad

>"Because I'm psychic."

>...

>"Just kidding! I just have very good intuition."

Is that... A DANGANRONPA REFERENCE I SEE!?

I... I don’t understand

I.........that...........I.......but..........WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST READ!?:rainbowhuh:

This is refreshing. Back in the day when we settled your disagreement with fist/hooves, not guns and politics. Good times, good times!:ajsmug:

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The apple-banana fruit war my friend... and on that day their where to many casualties of war to count

(Jim Carrey voice)...on the cover art...she's...she's BITING him! I had NO idea...that the Apples...were BITERS!

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In Soviet Equestria, Apples bite you

...watermelons. :trixieshiftright:

So I guess you could say Anon's a...
Bananon?

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There come's a point in every mans life where he is faced with a decision. This is not one of them. Have a good day or night... sir

You channel your inner hermit-crab, and copy her movements through sidesteps.

Screw your inner hermit-crab Anon! Channel your inner Zoidberg!

She's just a little pony! You can take her, you dingus!

Your stories are wonderful and you should feel wonderful, this was hilarious

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