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When you yet again find that pony furniture has failed you, something has to be done. You're tired of being uncomfortable, and of having chairs crumble underneath your weight. You decide to take matters into your own hands, and build yourself something to sit in. Now... how exactly does one build a chair, anyway?
This is a dumb story. It is short, and stupid, and really dumb. It's got a few gross sentences too. Hopefully it'll make you laugh a little anyway.
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This was the best thing I've read in months.
Absolute, solid gold. I laughed the whole time.
I once built a table.
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Was it... well, a table, when you were done?
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I overbuilt it and it turned into a workbench. If nothing else, at least I'm an engineer.
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If it's effective, then at least you built something not worthless. Huzzah to you for that.
Wooden you know it, more puns!
Incredibly chairatable of you, donating this story to us!
You definitely nailed it with this one.
Good to see you are branching out with your stories.
I gotta axe you a question, though.
How much lacquer did it take to come up with this?
Did this idea just sprout from nowhere or did someone plant the seed for it?
Oakay, I'm off. Laters Beeches.
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I love it! But... uh... how does one furniture?
Be honest now—how much of this story was inspired by you taking a trip to IKEA?
Mfw the picture of a chair has a source link, but most of my cover images don't.
Mfw no face
I read this story while laying on the floor and I was still more comfortable than Anon was. Another masterpiece, Pencil. It's wonderful to relax to your stories while being a lay-z-boy.
... I am already disappointed in myself for that one.
I'm my, this was funny! I can definitely relate....so of the stuff I've built has turned out like that!
Not a dumb story, Anon. It made me laugh and smile. Thank you!
Noice.
I was worried there'd be something gross that wood not sit well with me. But now, I think this story deserves a standing ovation. Furniture based fics aren't usually my thing, but this is a pretty rocking chair story.
Video related:
incest and human incompetence in one chapter? hell yeah.
and i imagine this is waht he built
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I want that chair...
8434197 You did so many things there... your humor was quite polished. Still, it seems a bit of a veneer instead of humor which really gets to the grain of the the tale.
So we might want to table the humorous commentary until we have time to properly lampshade the silliness of this little story.
Funny! But two points off for tired Apple incest joke.
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Eh, was a mediocre overused joke, I'll definitely give you that.
Although the story can't stand too high with it just boiling down to one joke, it still has a few moments that got a laugh out of me, so in short I enjoyed this.
Sometimes the dumb stuff is the best stuff. Never feel bad for what you like, unless it's weird enough to give Lovecraft a fright. Maybe then you should get yourself checked out.
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Believe me, I don't feel bad. Just dumb. Not to fret, I'm used to writing shitposts, they make me happy.
This is funny as fuck.
I'll updoot this shitpost. Wby not.
Probably sanded across the grain. Classic rookie mistake.
After liking this I realized that I was the 66th person to like this then saw that there was 6 who didn't
66 likes 6 dislikes hmm....666 well shite I think I doomed us all
Heh, it got a chuckle out of me.