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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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You love working in Fluttershy's garden! However, it seems like something else loves her garden too: SLUGS! Fluttershy doesn't appear to be very happy about it. But why is she reacting so strongly?


WARNING!: Contains animal cruelty.

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Comments ( 18 )

She malt,
Then halt,
But most importantly.
She assault with the salt

I'm scerd. ;~;

You instantly feel terrible, like you’re the owner of a parakeet and you just accidentally stepped on it. With a crunch.

This is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Why do i feel hungry after reading this story? :ajsmug:

I want to be disturbed by that ending, but now I want to try it. Cooked, of course.

10604243
I've had slug? I really really prefer snails.

10604247
What does it taste like? Both, actually.

10604248
Honestly, snails have a very mild flavor. Think like scallops somewhat. The garlic, butter, and herbs with them mostly make it a nice slightly chewy (but not super chewy) texture with a rich, savory taste.
Slugs... I had them fried. They were SO so chewy, and tasted earthy in a way I didn't like. Maybe if they were prepared differently? But I would skip them given the choice.

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Aight, imma live like the French.

Nummy nummy num!

And they wiggle so good when you swallow them.

Vore senses tingling... :rainbowderp:

Left him salty over this I see.

Beer? Salt? Hmm, sounds like a very anon-y solution.

*Reads next part*

Holy mother of god. :pinkiegasp:

Ooookay...I think it's very wise to close the door and leave and we shall never speak of this again.

But omg, that last pun:

“you promised me you’d never talk about me and slugs to anyone, so you can’t report me for a-salt!”

:rainbowlaugh:

Now you should write one where Fluttershy goes on vacation in Prance and goes on a snail-scoffing binge. She'll completely destroy the food market!

I get the feeling this entire story was wrote just for the pun in the chapter title and the pun of the last line. :trollestia:

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