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anonpencil


I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

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Rainbow Dash doesn't get hurt often, but this time it's pretty bad and the doctors are making sure that she doesn't make it any worse. Thus, she's been given the dreaded cone of shame. The doctors have also asked you to help her get around and carry on with her daily life. You're a good friend to her (and just a friend), so that should be easy, right?

Done as a commission for Flutterpriest, who likes cute things.

Art by steffy-beff, go and give their work some love.

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Comments ( 42 )

That cone looks like it'll be more of a nuisance than anything.

I'm so happy

She opens her mouth as if to retort, then shuts it again and thinks this over. As she does this, she subconsciously reaches up with a back hoof and scratches at the side of the cone. It makes a soft speaking noise, like the noise it makes when you move a straw around in a fast food soda cup.

*enormous breath in*
Daaaaaaawww :derpytongue2:
I'm going to need to brush my teeth again after this one.

Awww shooot, that was cute as heck! :rainbowkiss: Nicely done Pencil!

I do not like the cone of shame...😥

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And that's what matters the most! :heart:
Luv u bby.

I've been reading your stories for quite sometime and I must say, you really know how to make someone's day. You've earned you self a Thumbs up /\_/\
P.s: keep up the great work :3

Teach me the art of the cute and fluffy, senpai.

Okay. That was ridiculously cute and adorable towards the end. And funny all throughout. Good job, Pencil-Sama!

You forgot the Dashabetes tag.:rainbowkiss:

Oh god it's so cute

SO ADORABLE!!!!
also Featured 10/30/18

Nobody cone write a cuter story than this :yay:

To be continued?

An Anonpencil story without being twisted?! What witchcraft is this?! Have the end times arrived?!

Seriously though, this was a great read. Funny and just enough fluff to make you smile even after you stop laughing.

:rainbowkiss:
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as the cone clunky directs her

clunkily (???)

I'm Eighth, and Rainbow Dash is my favourite unruly puppy. 10/10 would teach tricks.

That is adorable.

Judging by the wierd misspells and weird word placement
..you were having heart palpitations when you were writing this?

well that story certainly gave ME diabeetus
too much cuteness in one day right here

I LOVED IT! Although, anonpencil, I love all your stories. :twilightblush: You're my favourite writer on FiMfiction!

Dashie is best pony

Change my mind:rainbowwild:

That was adorable as FUCK.

I just had a fucking coronary.

“…twice a day.”

fuck!:facehoof:
:trollestia::trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

I squeed so much during this story and i think i died a little to...

“Puddle fums,” she says right into your ear, her words heavily slurred.

“Uh huh.”

“Mulderfers an ig gonders.”

“You don’t say.”

“Burfund.”

“Absolutely.”

hnnnnngg...so cute!

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EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS!

Comment posted by Artfulcord deleted November 2nd

I was expecting a messed up twist. You're going soft, Pencil.
... Might not be a bad thing, actually, this was great.

But there was no vomit? There was no blood? There was no exploding testicles? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PENCIL!

You lift a spoonful of chili and blow on it to cool it off. Then, you position it inside the cone and wait for Dash to open her mouth. She reluctantly looks away from you and opens her mouth with a small “ah.” You resist the urge to make airplane noises as you move the spoon into her mouth and allow her to close her lips around it and swallow the chili down. She glances up at you briefly, then away again as a blush of embarrassment covers her face.

I would’ve made airplane noises. :trollestia:

I could not resist.

This is sweeter than sugar...

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"Burfund" is a sacred word in the [REDACTED] language. If you say it to another person you are legally bound to them as lifemates.

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Someone needs to commission him to do a chapter two.

...And a chapter three, and four and...

I was honestly scared for a punchline. None came, which I am both sad and happy for. Bravo, Pencil.

“Will you just come over her and help me eat?!” she at last nearly shouts at you.

Um... I found a mistake.

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