Since finding a portal that connects their castle to the home of a human named John, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna spend their free time exploring John's home and discovering exciting new things. But they tend to leave their diligence in the details at home. After all, it's a vacation, what could go wrong?
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I don't know why I wrote this. I'm sorry. Not sorry.
#1 FEATURED 9/23/18 - 9/25/18 Thank you, everyone!
Say sorry if you wish, dear author, but make no regrets.
Loved this story. Nonsensical and so much in character for the sisters to do.
Fav'd and a green thumb, kind sir.
I would love to read more shenanigans from the sisters like these with their human.
This was hilarious to read!
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Thanks, glad you all enjoyed it.
I plan on doing more stuff like this as the mood strikes me or when I get an inspiring idea, I know for sure there will be some shoot-off shenanigans from the Changing Lanes universe once I reach the appropriate spot, but there will likely be some stand-alones as well. Short stuff like this creates a nice balance with some of the more serious and sometimes depressing chapters of my in-progress tales.
*Applauds.* Bravo! Bravo!
Why are you sorry for writing this slice of hilarity?!
The shit a man has to go through to keep two all-powerful immortal alicorns from accidentally destroying his world, I swear
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Honestly, I'd be angrier about someone drinking all of my Fireball!
XD XD XD
While I find it exceedingly unlikely either of them would not recognize the taste of alcohol, I can ignore that in favor of them getting stupid drunk and acting like complete idiots.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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That's the spirit!
I dunno, in my mind, I see them more as light wine drinkers. Not necessarily oblivious to the subtle alcohol taste within wine, but not recognizing the correlation between that and these heavy liquors.
After all, this is for science and research of a new world!
Well, this was an a,aging read.
Cute story. 7/8 ponytails
I want to fall asleep in a passed out drunk cuddle pile with Celestia and Luna.
What good is immortality if you don’t abuse it?
“If it’s under the sink, take a drink.”
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Oh, greetings, Tenno!
Nothing but love much in character and appreciation Say sorry if you wish for this story
I do like a good Trollestia/Idiotlestia story. [1]
"Or it could be something exciting. After all, it is encased in a wooden box, how dangerous can it be?"
"The wizard Fleet Street Pie kept the Tome of Infinitely Contagious Madness in a wooden box. Admittedly it was covered with runes of containment, but maybe this box has them on the inside."
[1] Well, not the second if it's an actual episode of the show. But I can fix that by just imagining it's actually a Trollestia story.
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I'm not sure whether to be impressed or unnerved that someone went through dozens of movies and made that compilation.
But as someone who writes pony fanfiction, who am I to judge? I lol'd anyways.
Brilliant!
Have a fave ...
Best line, 10/10 holy shit
Nice story my dude. Here's hoping for more from you soon.
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COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE FANTASTIC BOX OF MYSTERY*Come on
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Fixed, thanks!
You've gotten a smile out of me tonight, good sir. An amusing little one-shot.
Capitalization error. The lack of a capital or an exclamation point (and the context) makes it look like they aren't shouting so much as mumbling abashedly.
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Got it fixed, thanks!
This was stupid, now take your upvote while I laugh myself silly.
Oh, they are simply precious!
That's racist, Luna.
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Horses are ALWAYS tiptoeing ^^;;;
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At least it looks like they didn't get to the rum or the tequila so we are still good.
That was a delight. I agree with John, they should have read the bottle. Now is the poor guy gonna have to put baby locks on all his cubbards so they don't get into the cleaning chemicals?
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And just think, tomorrow is the 20th of April. *cue Twilight Zone theme*
To be honest, I didn't know FimFiction even had a "Narcotics" tag.