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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

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Spike's made a new friend! They've been writing letters back and forth, and he feels like he might actually be falling for her. Luckily, they're finally going to meet, and his friend Anon is nothing but encouraging. Everything will be fine... right?

WARNING: Contains Spike being emotionally abused in a way that even makes me feel bad. Also, contains Anon.

A commission written for Flutterpriest. Good job actually making me feel bad for Spike.

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I'm a bad person

but not as bad as the people who made this a real show.

Majin Syeekoh
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9227251
Yes you are.

Poor spike.

And that poor fish.

9227251
Yes you are!

Bad...but funny!

Poor Spike!

Huk

Anon... you:

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Spike should have burned him to the crisp for that!

"Don't go fishing in shark infested waters"
Now that is the best advice i have ever heard...

9227251
Im only upvoting because everyone needs to see how horribke this is. TO THE FRONT PAGE!

Spike deserves it all :trollestia:

Jesus Christ, man. I know you despise Spike....but this was just straight-up EVIL.

Catfished! New episodes every week only... on Spike TV!

9227659
Now THAT's a good one!

y u hate dragon boy?

Where is Opera when you need her...
9227251You get a middle finger! 9227767 You get a middle finger! 9227496 And you get a middle finger!
Middle finger for everyone! *gives middle fingers out like candy!*
I hope Anon (the guy in this story and not the writer. I like this story because the writer did a good job) gets cancer, finds the love of his life, she fakes kidney disease and cheats on him.

Good job anonpencil!

I've been wondering why the vote counts have been so even, and now I know why.

Anonpencil, you said it yourself and I'm agreeing with you. I don't know what but something is wrong with you lol (all jokes, no offense intended :P)

The cannon has been broken.

I have been wondering but why didn't anon hire some changelings. He could ask them to transform in the mane 6, The Princesses and Ember and Smolder. So when Spike had been told everything was a lie, and that anon was telling his most embarrassing secrets he has told him on Tv, the disguised changelings would come out of the hidden places and just add in with anon on how they are disappointed with Spike and so on.

Now I want to see a fic where Twilight finds out what anon did...actually, anon might die if that happened, nvm. Still, poor Spike.

This was so cruel. Funny as hell, too.

I would love the same thing but with Calestia and anon falls for her but can’t warn her of what’s going to happen because his boss is Luna and this show was the way Luna was getting anon better to pull off her ultimate prank on Calestia also p.s the reason anon gets away with the show is Luna so without her protection all of the previous victims would get their revenge. :pinkiehappy:

At least he got to be on TV. I'd say that's worth it.

Wow, that was fucked, so deliciously fucked.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

Comment posted by Discogma deleted Nov 12th, 2018

I've always hated this sort of show. I always swore that if I was ever the subject of one, the first thing I'd do would be to attack the host with the nearest sharp object. Then I'd go for whever set me up.

I'm not downvoting, because it is a good story, as the sort of story you were trying to tell, even if I personally hate the content.

However, I hope there's a sequel where Anon himself is 'bigger fished'. I may even write one.

9322388
Please do, and link me to it!

No Ella, no friends, no help. Just Anon and his catfish.

top kek

Hey, what do you know? An ideal 50/50 up/downvote rate!

Must read sometime.

9322388
That would be awesome.

Then, before Spike could move, Anon pounced on him and, laughing hysterically, began beating him mercilessly with the catfish in his hand. Spike cried out for help, but there was no one around to hear. No Ella, no friends, no help. Just Anon and his catfish.

Made me giggle ngl

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