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anonpencil


I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

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You love your friends in Ponyville, you really do, but you have your suspicions about one of them. Pinkie Pie is so light hearted, bouncy, and carefree, you've begin to wonder if she's really a pony at all. Instead, maybe she's actually a balloon! It seems crazy, but you jut have to find a way to prove it, no matter the cost.




Yeah, this is pretty not-gross and horrible. No vomit, gore, sex, etc. I'm as shocked as you are.

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Comments ( 17 )

OH BOY! A NEW PENCIL STORY. I'LL JUST GRAB MY POP, GAS UP MY HYPE METERS AND BLOW THROUGH THIS

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So many....
Mine is worse though...

If this was my first time reading your stories, I would've thought you were a decent human being. But I guess this story is as deceptive as the balloon!

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Oh man, right? This is me being nice.

I don't know how to feel about this... I guess I should be glad my poor sensitivities are saved from twisted annihilation, so that's nice and I got a laugh, so I think all is goo—

And then there is that final line.

I was lured into a false sense of security. Damnit!

It may not have gore or sex, but if balloons are involved, it definitely needs an Inflation warning.

Seeing this in my Feed gave me a burst of energy on an otherwise slow day.

Related:

Stop praising the author, everyone! You'll just inflate his ego.

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his

Mencil confirmed

Well that was deflaiting!

Huh. I wasn't aware MLP balloons existed.

:rainbowlaugh: Oh my goodness that was amazing!
And that pun at the end... U know I wuv puns...:pinkiecrazy:
Amazing story, that's going in the Pinkie Pie section of my library!:twilightsmile:
Good job!
Oh wait... I need a pun...
Well that was a...gas! I feel really...pumped up!
Haha! Thanks Pinkie, that made my day.

This gives a new meaning to party poppers

I've always considered Pinkie to be the closest thing to a Toon in Equestria as you can get without visiting Toontown. I mean, it all fits. The Hammerspace, warping reality, getting hurt yet shaking it off, that Pinkie Sense, and always wanting you to be happy...

Thank god she's not a murdering psychopath like Judge Doom.

..................Lol.

Scraps of her form fly out in every direction, one spilling Spike’s hot tea directly onto his face, leaving him screaming and clawing at his eyes.

Don't be so mean to poor little Spike! :fluttershysad:
(And doesn't he bath in lava? I don't think hot tea would actually bother him.)

At last, your mind figures out the whole situation, and explains what’s just occurred:
Dude, you popped Pinkie Pie.
“Uh… I… I didn’t…” you babble out.
Nothing you can say will make this right. Nothing you can do will bring her back. You killed your friend. And for what, to prove a theory? Because you had to know the truth? It doesn't feel good now, it doesn't feel right. You feel crushed inside. This wasn't what you wanted at all! This was never what you wanted!

Do you feel like a hero yet?

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