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anonpencil


I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.


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You love your friends in Ponyville, you really do, but you have your suspicions about one of them. Pinkie Pie is so light hearted, bouncy, and carefree, you've begin to wonder if she's really a pony at all. Instead, maybe she's actually a balloon! It seems crazy, but you jut have to find a way to prove it, no matter the cost.




Yeah, this is pretty not-gross and horrible. No vomit, gore, sex, etc. I'm as shocked as you are.

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Comments ( 16 )

OH BOY! A NEW PENCIL STORY. I'LL JUST GRAB MY POP, GAS UP MY HYPE METERS AND BLOW THROUGH THIS

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So many....
Mine is worse though...

If this was my first time reading your stories, I would've thought you were a decent human being. But I guess this story is as deceptive as the balloon!

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Oh man, right? This is me being nice.

I don't know how to feel about this... I guess I should be glad my poor sensitivities are saved from twisted annihilation, so that's nice and I got a laugh, so I think all is goo—

And then there is that final line.

I was lured into a false sense of security. Damnit!

It may not have gore or sex, but if balloons are involved, it definitely needs an Inflation warning.

Alex_ #8 · June 17th · · ·

Seeing this in my Feed gave me a burst of energy on an otherwise slow day.

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Stop praising the author, everyone! You'll just inflate his ego.

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his

Mencil confirmed

Well that was deflaiting!

Huh. I wasn't aware MLP balloons existed.

:rainbowlaugh: Oh my goodness that was amazing!
And that pun at the end... U know I wuv puns...:pinkiecrazy:
Amazing story, that's going in the Pinkie Pie section of my library!:twilightsmile:
Good job!
Oh wait... I need a pun...
Well that was a...gas! I feel really...pumped up!
Haha! Thanks Pinkie, that made my day.

This gives a new meaning to party poppers

I've always considered Pinkie to be the closest thing to a Toon in Equestria as you can get without visiting Toontown. I mean, it all fits. The Hammerspace, warping reality, getting hurt yet shaking it off, that Pinkie Sense, and always wanting you to be happy...

Thank god she's not a murdering psychopath like Judge Doom.

..................Lol.

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