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Necromancy For FoalsFar from Canterlot and forced to work in gem mines for cruel Diamond Dogs, a young unicorn named Bone Marrow's pursuit of his cutiemark reveals a unique talent: raising the dead.by Queen Sanguine Dreams
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Far Too Tough.Lily Longsocks knew the creature wanted to feast upon her in the rough, yet she warned her "I'm Far Too Tough.". Sequel to Three Little Words.by Rue Lucia
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SchadenfreudeSchadenfreude is a butler to Blueblood and he's no stranger to being tossed in the dungeon for ticking him off. He decides to tell the story of how he got there this time.by Daemon McRae
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Pickles & MilkSpades Duck has a pregnant wife. She wants pickles and milk. Spades Duck attempts to obtain pickles and milk for her. Stupidity ensues.by moonbutters
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EdgyEssix Darryl Gertine Yonniccan is my all-black cool alicorn OC. This story is about him, obviously. Join me, your loveable narrator as we follow him around noncreepily.by moonbutters
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BlueberryBelle & Tirek’s Evil Cheese QuestYou know that scene from Willy Wonka/Charlie and the Chocolate factory- the one where Violet turns into a blueberry? Well, there’s that (except Violet is Sweetie Belle and Willy Wonka isn’t a thing) and also Tirek is there and he likes cheese.by moonbutters
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First ContactSubject: Andrew Johnson. Reason: contact with potential extraterrestrial threat. Date: 11/28/2018 Time: 10:03 AMby moonbutters
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Something MoreDeath can sometimes just be a change in perspective.by moonbutters
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Here to make your day 'cuz why not
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Then I guess I would recommend Pickles and Milk
The story, not the food
I followed you here from your Twitter account, lured by the promise of bad fan fiction.
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Ah
It's actually a panel from the MLP comics
I believe, if memory serves me correctly, that it was Pinkie Pie who caused the whipped cream to be splattered.
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Informative: You said 'Don’t worry- it’s whipped cream.' This Unit doesn't believe you.
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Statement: This Unit does not believe you.
Thanks for the favorite. Dunno why you'd do that for garbage.
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Thanks for the follow!
Thanks for the follow.
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Thanks!
Thank you for the watch. Have a follow in return!
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Season 7 episode 4, Rock-Solid Friendship
What episode is your avatar from?
XD Luv that!
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Thanks! I'll ask if I do!
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