Featured Stories

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  Pickles & Milk Spades Duck has a pregnant wife. She wants pickles and milk. Spades Duck attempts to obtain pickles and milk for her. Stupidity ensues. by moonbutters 18,591 words · 10 · 9
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  Edgy Essix Darryl Gertine Yonniccan is my all-black cool alicorn OC. This story is about him, obviously. Join me, your loveable narrator as we follow him around noncreepily. by moonbutters 7,690 words · 13 · 1
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  BlueberryBelle & Tirek’s Evil Cheese Quest You know that scene from Willy Wonka/Charlie and the Chocolate factory- the one where Violet turns into a blueberry? Well, there’s that (except Violet is Sweetie Belle and Willy Wonka isn’t a thing) and also Tirek is there and he likes cheese. by moonbutters 7,757 words · 7 · 3
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  First Contact Subject: Andrew Johnson. Reason: contact with potential extraterrestrial threat. Date: 11/28/2018 Time: 10:03 AM by moonbutters 1,651 words · 318 · 19
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  Something More Death can sometimes just be a change in perspective. by moonbutters 1,503 words · 13 · 1