Spades Duck has a wife who is preganté and she wants pickles. And milk.
Now with multiple alternate endings, begennings, a few guest chapters, and a halloween special!
It’s actually over. I swear.
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I was thinking an alternate ending was in order.
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Mmmm... more worser.
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Queen Chryssi got a sister, Luna's into Homestuck, the wife is a part time pro wrestler, and Spades floats up for a while. All out now.
More to come.
Yes, I was in fact reading too fast.
I didn't think it was possible, but this was even more hilarious than the original ending.
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I read a thing that said to just write whatever comes out of your head
And my head is pretty darn bad.
Glad somebody enjoyed it! Keep a lookout for the other four(teen?) alternate endings and/or alternate endings to the alternate endings. Because those are coming.
It only gets
betterworse from here!Hey, my younger siblings read that book in, what, kindergarten? They even had to mail their own Flat Stanley to our relatives for a project.
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Well now he's a changeling.
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EVERYTHING
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Gotta order it from ACME, of course.
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Yes but you should talk to my edgy alicorn oc essix because he knows what's up and probably where to get one for free
This doesn't feel like an alternate beginning. This feels like an alternate story altogether.
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I feel it’s how things could’ve gone.
There’s a halloween special coming up on the 30th, which could also be considered a separate story too, I guess.
1. How anticlimactic.
2. Well, that escalated quickly.
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I mean this story was planned from rhe begenning.
Everybody’s got to die at least once.
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For a while I was kind of stuck on “if Celestia engulfs the planet when she sneezes, hasn’t she sneezed before?”
AndI decided no, she has not sneezed before.
...
I'm going to read this.
What the FUCK is that cover art? I need that so badly!!!
XDD
XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD
XDDDDDD
OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
This explains why pregananant is spelt wrong XDD
HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORDS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE DRILLDO??
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...
what.
what the fuck.
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Oh there's so much more on its way. Just got a couple other things I have to do first.
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Radar has picked up a helicopter going soi soi soi soi soi
This is nothing but a meme cafe, and i love it.
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I recommend you check out Edgy because it's more of the same, with a special guest appearance of Spadsey.
Well, that's one way to do a Halloween special.
I don't care how much this made me laugh you're still getting a downvote. :flutteryay: becuase you literally asked for it.
-GM, master of REDS.
Soon to be in the hands of a meme-tastic Sweetie Belle: fl͘oati͟ng ̷ca͢n of͢ ̛Bu̡tt͜ ̷Wh͟o̶op̕in
This is a terrible story and you should feel bad. This will be downvoted into oblivion : feel a mixture of bizarre pride and blergh. yes, blergh. It's not a word, but you know exactly what it means, yes?
-GM, master of here we go...
Okay. Well, this happened.
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Tis a thing, yes.
Working with a friend on the next few chapters.
Stuff keeps happening.
How curious... I had a similar experience.
Obligatory "IT KEEPS HAPPENING!"
-GM, master of stairs.
I wasn't going to do this, but, begrudgingly, I must state that this story was included in the League of Sweetie Belles, even though it really didn't deserve it.
Stupid me and my contractual obligations. Moonbutters, y u do dis.
-GM, master of belegarth.
What the what?
What is going on? I don't even know anymore. Actually, I don't think I've known for a while.
I find myself questioning the existence of Sunmargarine.
...That said all of this falls apart if April Fools has nothing and I'm made the Fool for thinking it was going serious. In which case, well played.
-GM, master of moles.
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O̰͍͉͗̿͢N̨͖̯̬͇ͮͤͤ̑ ͍͎̰̭ͣ̋͒̑̄͞ͅA̞̬̜̤̭̖͔ͣN̨̗ͦ̉̆̿̊́Ḍ͈͕̰̟̠̖̕ ̵͔̥̰̲͚͕̫̏̿̉̽ͥO͓̤̳ͮ͊͜N̯̿͑̍͢ ̯̫͈͙̈́̏A̢̯̭̘̮͙̙ͭ̊̅̉̾N̐̆ͥ̏͘D̼̠̤̮̥̝͔ͭͬ͒ ͚̫ͥ̂̉O̧̗̟͔̼̿̔Ṇ̛̯̤̼̄̃̂̂ͭͯ ̗̋͑A͇̒ͩ̒͘N͍̬̬̎͛͆͑̿D́͒̔̓ͮ̚҉̖͉̘͓ ͙͔͔͙̟̥̺Ȏ̜̳̺̠͍̭̫ͯ̿́N̸͈̥͕ͨ͐͗ͣ̈́͛ͮͅ ͓̞̲̫̊̐ͧ̂͌A̵͎ͩ̔N̖͕͚̪̰̪̓ͮ͊Ḓ͍͇̙̘̺͢ ̳̠͚̘̤̦̀ͫ͗D͈̣͐̿ͧ̇̍̕O̷̩͉ͧ̑̒ͅN̰̠̂̍͝'̤̖͇̪̾̈́͐̃̎̅ͧ͢T̘͘ ͈̙̭̪̭W̩̫Ŏ̸͍̯̞͙̺͎ͨͯ͂ͅR͖̰̟͚̉R̽͛̍ͦ̅̚Y͚̎̿̀ͨ͝ ̦̝͓͓̙̦ͬ́͒̓̅I̡̪̮T͛̉̐͋̐̒̇'̩̥̞̜̖̉̔̐S̤͓̞̮ͫͅͅ ̘̰̟̥̏̾̃̿ͤ̍̓͟ͅA̳͈̦͐ͤ͐̃ͩ̃LͨL̡̘͐͒̔ͫ͐̇ ͎̗̭͇͗̂L̼͇͇͔͆ͪ̏̄͗͂Ě̷̪̿ͭ̈ͩ̿A̹̗̹̞ͤD͒̇̉͏̩̰̦̻͈I̮̣̩̦̞ͫͪ̇͆ͧͪ̕N͌̊̃̆ͬ͝G̞̯̤̗͇͕ͭ̾ ̰͍̺͖͜Ȗ͔ͦ́̅͆P̘̖̜̩̬̞͢ ͔̹͉̝̦͂T̷̼̝̯̃̈̀͛̌ͅƠ̟̣̙͔͚̙͓̌̉̿ͯ̌̌ ̥͓̣̩̭̖͆ͫ̉̿̐̉̌͝Aͪ̂̈́̈ͣ̌̽͞ ̼R̉̔͛̏̒͏͔̝͎E͈͔͖͙̩̣̮ͬ̎̾͗ͤĂ͉̲̫͎̼̼̺͐̇́Ļ̓͆̿ͯ̌L̠̮͔͆͒̈́̒̑̉Y̴̘̺͖͔̫̦̦ͬ̇̐͒ͮ̐ ̥̠͈̠̟̯̩ͨ̉͑͊͠Ş̜̺ͪT̬ͥ͊ͩ̃ͬ̈̇U̶̪ͭ̐̏P̹̱̹ͬ̍̂ͦI̸͉͖͓̲̐͗ͅD̠̣̰̥̥̩ͪ̉̈͌ ̸̼̤̘̦̎ͫ͌̇J̮̪̻̱̍ͬO͈̐́̅́̀̋ͦK̟͔̱̄̚͞Ȩ̯̺͇̟ͩ̇̚ͅ ͖͔͕̼̄̈̒ͯ̓A̻̦͐̈́̉̾̄ͩ̓͢N̳̳̭̗͔͗ͧ͑̌̊ͬD͙̭͋ͯ́͒͑͢ ͉̠̯͙̽̂̉O̸͔̰͆ͥŃ̺͖̰͔̯͇̜͜ ̄̊ͩ̒A̙̠̓ͥͬ̇͒ͣ͛N̢̳̯͉̿̏̆̑̽̊̂ͅḒ̗̻̪͔̙̎ͅ ̘̮͙̮̃́O̧ͩ̓N̼̺̾ ̩̖͕̱̇͑͐̈́̔̔͝A̧̯̫̝̾͋͆͛̂N҉̯͈̲̻Ḑ̫̝͔̦̹̫ͭ͋̅̀̄̀ ̥̤͚͍ͩͦ͛ͧ̚͠Õ̙̖͇͙̭͋̓ͭͥͥͅN͉̙̠̫̪̩̯͒͗ ̶͖̹Ą͓͈̲̗̥̥̤̔Ǹ̡̞̺̜̓͐̋ͬͅD̛̟͕ ͙̜̙̳̤ͮ̌̇̎ͩͪ̾͢O̧͇̣͖̻̗̗͛N̠ ̸͔̺̥̹̜̱Ą̼͍̙̦̰͍̾̋͗̃N̡͉̤̬̘D̞̺̹̘͒͂̏̑̍ ̞̞ͨÒ̮̫̖͚̑̓̋̍N̶̮̩̗͓͈͋͆͋͌̎
I don't even know anymore.
Good grief.
Well, what's done is done.
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Don’t forget what day it is...
This is a thing of beauty.
That's the best transition into a Monty Python reference I have ever read.
It may also be the only one, but still.
I am getting way more than I bargained for here.
oh my god, it really was a bad joke