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moonbutters


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Spades Duck has a wife who is preganté and she wants pickles. And milk.


Now with multiple alternate endings, begennings, a few guest chapters, and a halloween special!

It’s actually over. I swear.

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 60 )

9056546

I was thinking an alternate ending was in order.

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Queen Chryssi got a sister, Luna's into Homestuck, the wife is a part time pro wrestler, and Spades floats up for a while. All out now.

More to come.

Eventually, the changelings gave up on trying to attack the determined earth pony, mostly because Never Gonna Give You Up should be about over by now and if it isn’t you must be reading too fast. Stop it.

Yes, I was in fact reading too fast.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: This was hilarious. Where did you come up with this idea?

I didn't think it was possible, but this was even more hilarious than the original ending.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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I read a thing that said to just write whatever comes out of your head

And my head is pretty darn bad.

Glad somebody enjoyed it! Keep a lookout for the other four(teen?) alternate endings and/or alternate endings to the alternate endings. Because those are coming.

It only gets better worse from here!

Flat Stanley spoke up from the floor. “Like how worse?”

Hey, my younger siblings read that book in, what, kindergarten? They even had to mail their own Flat Stanley to our relatives for a project.

9103936

Yes but you should talk to my edgy alicorn oc essix because he knows what's up and probably where to get one for free

This doesn't feel like an alternate beginning. This feels like an alternate story altogether.

9236842

I feel it’s how things could’ve gone.

There’s a halloween special coming up on the 30th, which could also be considered a separate story too, I guess.

1. How anticlimactic.
2. Well, that escalated quickly.

9282022

I mean this story was planned from rhe begenning.

Everybody’s got to die at least once.

9282036

:rainbowwild:

9283764

For a while I was kind of stuck on “if Celestia engulfs the planet when she sneezes, hasn’t she sneezed before?”

AndI decided no, she has not sneezed before.

...
I'm going to read this.

What the FUCK is that cover art? I need that so badly!!!

“Yes, dear?” answered Spades Duck, who was sitting right next to his preganté wife in the living room.

XDD

And then Spades was on his way back home, to his waiting preganté wife.

XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

GigantoPonk started pronking through various backyards, crushing changelings and plants alike. Spades Duck could only watch in stunned silence from his position of floating ten feet in the air even though he was an earth pony.

XDDDDDD

Luna did notice Twilight and Flash snogging, as well as the five Pinkie Pies, but what really caught her attention was the obviously pegnat mare who was making someone’s backyard into a crater full of changelings. Since the gregnant mare seemed the most interesting, that’s where Luna flew.

OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Blue eventually gave birth to two beautiful foals, one horrendously ugly foal, and an ogre. The doctor explained the ogre away as “These things happen.” The ogre was named Shrek.

HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORDS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE DRILLDO??

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Oh there's so much more on its way. Just got a couple other things I have to do first.

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Radar has picked up a helicopter going soi soi soi soi soi

This is nothing but a meme cafe, and i love it.

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I recommend you check out Edgy because it's more of the same, with a special guest appearance of Spadsey.

Warhammer of Zillyhoo

I don't care how much this made me laugh you're still getting a downvote. :flutteryay: becuase you literally asked for it.

-GM, master of REDS.

Soon to be in the hands of a meme-tastic Sweetie Belle: fl͘oati͟ng ̷ca͢n of͢ ̛Bu̡tt͜ ̷Wh͟o̶op̕in

This is a terrible story and you should feel bad. This will be downvoted into oblivion : feel a mixture of bizarre pride and blergh. yes, blergh. It's not a word, but you know exactly what it means, yes?

-GM, master of here we go...

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Tis a thing, yes.

Working with a friend on the next few chapters.

Also, I don’t know what’s up with Moon with the “on and on” stuff, but he insisted that I don’t remove it.

How curious... I had a similar experience.

Obligatory "IT KEEPS HAPPENING!"

-GM, master of stairs.

I wasn't going to do this, but, begrudgingly, I must state that this story was included in the League of Sweetie Belles, even though it really didn't deserve it.

Stupid me and my contractual obligations. Moonbutters, y u do dis.

-GM, master of belegarth.

What the what? :pinkiegasp: What is going on? I don't even know anymore. Actually, I don't think I've known for a while.

I find myself questioning the existence of Sunmargarine.

:facehoof: Also I can't believe I'm giving legitimate criticism of something that shouldn't be criticizable, but: you seem to have broken the contract with the audience. This isn't utter and complete crap anymore, there seems to be something here. But the transition comes from nowhere, and doesn't feel warranted.

...That said all of this falls apart if April Fools has nothing and I'm made the Fool for thinking it was going serious. In which case, well played.

-GM, master of moles.

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That's the best transition into a Monty Python reference I have ever read.

It may also be the only one, but still.

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