Pickles & Milk

by moonbutters

Alternate Ending 3: not the halloween special

”HONEY?” a voice called out. Specifically, the voice of Blue Tea, Spades Duck’s wife. She was a big blue unicorn, and ten months pregnant, which you would already know if you read the description. If course, she wasn’t normally that big, but within the next few months she would be giving birth to quintuplets.

“Yes, dear?” answered Spades Duck, who was sitting right next to his preganté wife in the living room. Spades Duck was a light-green earth pony with a black mane, which was currently in a state of bed-head. There was a loud knock on the door, and Spades got up to see who it was.

Upon opening the door, Spades was greeted by a changeling who promptly ate him and then Celestia sneezed and accidentally engulfed Equus with the sun.

The end.

Author's Note:

So yeah the halloween special is set to come out on thanksgiving.

Celebrate turkey day by reading about Spades beating up kids in costumes- sounds like fun, ya?

Comments

[Godslittleprincess]

1. How anticlimactic.
2. Well, that escalated quickly.

[Raccoon Writer]

[moonbutters]

9282022

I mean this story was planned from rhe begenning.

Everybody’s got to die at least once.

[moonbutters]

9282036

9283764

For a while I was kind of stuck on “if Celestia engulfs the planet when she sneezes, hasn’t she sneezed before?”

AndI decided no, she has not sneezed before.

[Lovecraftia]

...
I'm going to read this.

What the FUCK is that cover art? I need that so badly!!!

[Lovecraftia]

9282036
...

[Lovecraftia]

what.

what the fuck.

[moonbutters]

9334106
Oh there's so much more on its way. Just got a couple other things I have to do first.

[Lovecraftia]

9334110
Radar has picked up a helicopter going soi soi soi soi soi

[Lovecraftia]

This is nothing but a meme cafe, and i love it.

[moonbutters]

9334114
I recommend you check out Edgy because it's more of the same, with a special guest appearance of Spadsey.