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HK-FortySeven


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Anonymous doesn't ask for much in life. Good friends, a place to sleep, and of course, the snoots of ponies to boop. There's nothing he won't do to boop those snootles, and he has traveled far and wide to experience the snoots of all known nations, races, and creeds. Yet there is one kind of snoot that he has been unable to boop: that of an alicorn.
That changes today.


A quick bit of silliness whipped up in a few hours. No, I don't know why, either.

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Comments ( 29 )

Oh god, no Anon. Booping is bad!

The "???" Story we've all been waiting for!!!!

Booping is just a concept invented by greedy unicorns.

All of this just for some snoots and is it worth it to go long distance to just boop them. "such a worry some addiction."

When I saw heresy, I knew that the end had arrived

“ Tremble pony, and despair. Boops have come to thine snootle. ”

This was brilliant & I loved it! A surprisingly adorable story in a genre we need more of, ponies getting booped on their snoots lol!

T-Pose is the ultimate boss move. I'm laughing my ass off.

I bet Princess Moonbutt would've been down for it

“Because snoot!” you intelligently bellow. “Alicorn snoot! Not so complex! Need it! Want it! Need it have to have it! Hnnnnnng! Snooty snoot snoot snoot!

Sounds like Anon took a cue from a particular psycho there

Anon is getting sent to the shadow realm because he forgot the most important part of booping.

CONSENT!

Nonconsensual booping is a serious offence, punishable by up to 15 minutes in a Pinkie Pie-enforced timeout corner per incident.

I think we need a prequel of the time he booped Twilight. The Booping gods demand it!

L-N

This feels awfully familiar

This is the dumbest story I've ever read.

10/10

Ah, so this is why my horse wouldnt let me boop her.

Remembers kids. If you want to show dominance and power to your enemies, always do the T pose. The most dangerous pose in the multiverse!

“Because snoot! ” you intelligently bellow. “Alicorn snoot! Not so complex! Need it! Want it! Need it have to have it! Hnnnnnng! Snooty snoot snoot snoot! “

I get this reference, I'm so glad I get this reference. Good ol' Face McShooty

I was already in tears with the Face McShooty reference, but the T-Posing fuckin killed me. 420/10 story.

Truly bizarre silly fun. Well done n_n

They are cute, friendly, without hatred. But you, you will be better. Boop and pet until it is done.

My desire to boop snoots is eternal!

The t pose will be always be there....

Fiesty!

A most hilarious absurdity! A most glorious nonsense! I love it. XD

The mortal vessel of Anonymous adopted a strange pose, legs and back set perfectly ramrod straight as his arms extended out and to his side, his pose like that of the letter T. His expression went completely blank, and indeed, not a single muscle of his seemed to move at all, locked into place as if set into stone.

NOPONY CAN ESCAPE FROM THE POWER OF THE T-POSE:pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

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