Out of boredom and the constant failure to get the "one-up" over Anonymous, Rainbow Dash and Discord team up to pull a prank Equestria's resident Human. Both the mare and the Draconequis have failed many times to embarrass the man but the mischievous duo come up with the perfect scheme: involuntary farting.
The man falls for it and now he has to race against time to find the cure or else he'll break wind at the worse time possible. To make matters worse, Discord and Rainbow Dash setup the entirety of Ponyville as his maze, and he must navigate it to find the cure to the fart potion that he was tricked into drinking. He cannot hide in his home, thanks to the duo, and must be in public. To top it off, he cannot leave the Ponyville City Limits.
To make matters worse, Ponyville seems to be having many public events all on the same day. He has no clue when the mega-wind will break, and if he fails to stop it in time, the ultimate embarrassment will happen! Can our human find the cure in time? Or will he blow up in the worse incident of involuntary body gas explement of embarrassment that Equestria has ever seen?
*Note* The story is not to be taken seriously, nor as a fetish. It's just a story of prankery gone bad, so relax and fun!