Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

"May You Read Interesting Pony Stories" - Ancient Neighponese Saying/Curse

I'm trying.

Crackshipper par excellence | Support me on my Patreon! | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

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The Young Six are a blessing to this very earth

Boi.

Just another Pegasus living in Ponyville. I prefer crossovers but will read any well written stories that catch my interest.

What can I say? I'm weird.

Nobody gives honesty its due, and look where that's taken us.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Pony fan inspired by great writers such as Pen Stroke and Conner Cogwork

Changelings need love too!

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Oh, would you look at the time; I think I left my iron on the stove, bye!

Welcome to oneshot hell, I hope you like quick fics. Eris is best pony! Or Chrysalis, if Eris doesn't count.

Just a friendly dragon.

wanted to join a site where people are friendly. i'm medically diagnosed a suicidal, but i'm getting help. "Hello everypony, please be gentle with me."

I made this account on to fimfiction just to comment.

Put it in the ground where the flowers grow

The campiest of happers. | "'Free speech is a fascist position.' - Aquaman" - skyrimlegion

A brand new style, Still no grace.

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch

I do not question the possibility of a fanfic without Rainbow Dash, I am merely pondering on the necessity of such.

Born between Concorde and Apollo, I try to write down math and tech that make sense in reality, never mind stories. Then I try and make stories out of them. Dont forget, a booster is of no use singly.

Reads too many fics from too many fandoms.

The best ManPies dudeos - Radically Retarded(RR) - Detestable Dancer (DD) - Motivational Mongolian (MM) (tm)

Drinking, Failing, Howling, Failed.

The magical gay horses turned me frickin' magical-gay-horse-gay.

My only aim, is to entertain!

Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.

Singer, entrepreneur, dreamer, nerd, occasional author, and very proud of all of it.

Despite my avatar, I am not actually a pony. (You may also see me around as m2pt5 rather than Emtu.)

Nightmare fueled writing is my game and cream cheese is my writing now give that ravioli ravioli Mary olé

Strasserism is based, cucks.

I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

I have one pet peeve. Dead Storys.

Toss a coin to your Whisper?