Don't mess with me, I got jimmies!

Hello!

On and off.

"... okay, I have another plan!"

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.

The sword, glowing with an eerie light, speaks. You can't understand it, but you listen anyway.

The Nintendophile Brony who likes to write. 'Like' and 'write' rhyme by the way.

Anime, video games, monster movies, and creepypastas are what I am

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

Things are more like they are now then they've ever been! - Groucho Marx

Ahoy! Welcome to my user page, here you'll find my blogs, followers, and groups.

The name's CJ, Professional lurker and occasional editor. Pleased to meet'cha.

Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

I'm ded lol. Fuck you, bronies.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

A derp trying to make sense of reality.

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

My Little Pony..Friends!

The beginning, the rise, the downward fall, the recovery, the new rising and the end.

Not much to say really, I write stories for the Brony Nation and the Pegasister Alliance that's all I do really.

"I should stuff your face in cookie dough and make cute cookies!"