Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

The fire in you feeds on your imagination. Become an inferno.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

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A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Just your average everyday pony fan~ And also, I'm the author of the Ruby Destiny series~ :3

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Long time purveyor of fanfiction porn

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

"Anything worth dying for... is certainly worth living for."

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

"You think you know me..."

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

space is a waste