Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Just trying to be better.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

PRONOUNCED: sem ee yawn || any character i ever write, ever, is 18+ unless explicitly stated otherwise

I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

Hi. I'm Nate. I like ponies, so I wrote a story. Now I'm writing more stories. I guess that's it.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I'm here to read great stories. If you're reading this, you must have made a wrong turn.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

space is a waste

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

No.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?