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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Mar
17th
2019

Tassels · 11:25pm March 17th

“Oh Br-PICKLELESS-n, you and your tassels!”

”Tassels?”

“You do realize you have a long tassel, hanging off the front right side of your body?”

”...Wait”

“Like, not just that coat, all your coats.”

What is this.

“For like, over 5 years now, maybe, your sense of time is wretched. Anyway, for like 10 years now-“

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Feb
14th
2019

My love for you, is like a giant insect~ · 6:04pm February 14th

Audacious, screaming, and parasitic~

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Feb
11th
2019

/(/(/(/) · 7:31am February 11th

Need soap
Squeeze toothpaste onto hand.
Stare
Dammit.

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Feb
5th
2019

Celestia and Nopony. · 12:20pm February 5th

Reading comments and having the same person refer to them as Nopony in one situation and Celestia in another makes me curious.

What’s your headcanon on how these two work specifically in tandem with each other?

Jan
31st
2019

Ever wish you were a little more stupid? · 10:15pm January 31st

You know, just enough that instead of looking at something dumb you wrote and saying "No no~! Try again!" you dumb enough to smile and go "Yeah, this is fine." And then you post a thing and you're happy you did a thing that wasn't just busywork that day. Then your Aunt calls you up to do some crazy shit because everyone avoids her, but you're too nice to not go over and help her because no one else does. Then suddenly you're sewing, and you can make clothes, you made your own shoes and

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Jan
16th
2019

Ain't that life~ · 11:25am January 16th

Oh my goodness that was a trial and it looks like it's not ending anytime soon~! Still in hot water and soooomething is nagging on the back of my heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS TRYING TO WRITE A THING WHILE IT WAS STILL CRISP IN MY MIND!!!

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Jan
1st
2019

New Year · 1:34am January 1st

I hope you all have a Happy New Year.

I'll be sittin' right here.

Dec
30th
2018

Phone. · 8:21pm Dec 30th, 2018

Oh hey there favorite best phone in the world- did you just throb?
...
My Phone is systematically throbbing.
Okay, um, it is coming from the... crotch region of phone? I kinda always viewed you as a girl phone but I guess you learn something every day.

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Dec
29th
2018

Banana · 2:30am Dec 29th, 2018

Well time to switch back- and I have seemed to misplace my banana.

...
I mean, it's a stock photo of a banana off Google, same banana that's the banana planet in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, same banana that's draped over-
Yeah, it's uh, it's a common banana.

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Dec
25th
2018

BAH!! · 10:40pm Dec 25th, 2018

HUMBUG!!

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