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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

May
10th
2020

Mother’s Day · 10:55pm May 10th

And this is where I would give my Mom a Mother’s Day card~!

IF I HAD ONE!!!


Make sure to wish your origin point a good day, yeah~? If you can’t, call up Grandma, tell her she’s awesome. In fact, just do that too! Unless your grandma sucks, in that case send her a impersonal card at least~!

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May
9th
2020

All these flavors. · 11:07pm May 9th

And I choose to be salty.

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May
4th
2020

FIMfiction discord server · 9:39am May 4th

"Hey everyone how are you all?"

"Good."

"Up to any fun or anything you want to talk about or?.."

"Nah."

"You- you're a writer on this site, how do you have such little to say, I'm inviting you to talk about yourself."

"Nah."

"I see that you have this hobby! What do you like about said hobby?"

No response.

"Okay..."

May
4th
2020

It's Pinkie's Birthday!! · 1:11am May 4th

Pull out the balloons sweetie~! The children are in for a surprise.

May
2nd
2020

Did you know~? · 5:54am May 2nd

Adagio Dazzle in the second EQG movie is actually a pale green, not yellow~

Nightmare Moon doesn't have any hobbies.

Twilight Sparkle shares the same initials as her voice actor, The Shockmaster.

May
2nd
2020

A new low. · 12:50am May 2nd

”Pfff, arguing with someone in the comment section on derpibooru, that’s silly.

5 minutes later

You’re gonna be super passive aggressive and try to have the moral high ground? You are the absolute wor- what am I doing with my life?

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Apr
29th
2020

I’m I-gave-upsexual · 9:14am April 29th

”N- no I don’t know, look, maybe straight? Probably? There was this one guy I felt something towards once, but not physically, so demisexual? No? Well those feelings died after he kept being a jerk. Autochorisexual? What a bloated word. Um, it means I like sexual stuff but I just don’t care for uh, sex itself. No, I’ve never done it, I just, I just don’t want to. Uh. I’m not sure if it’s lack of hormonal desire or not really wanting to ever do it due to the concept

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Apr
25th
2020

Brains · 9:44pm April 25th

Wow I really wish trying to write comedy didn’t feel like squeezing blood from stone. I somehow managed to monopolize the writing equivalent of a three panel comic and yet I CAN’T FINISH THESE FOUR ALMOST COMPLETE CHAPTERS COME ON!!! COME ON BRAIN COME OOOOOON YOU CAN DO IT!! YOU JUST, YOU JUST HAVE TO...

Just gotta push my brain outside the box a little further~

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Apr
23rd
2020

Sure. · 8:04pm April 23rd

It's my birthday, what should I do?

Update Home is for the Weak?

Yeah alright, sure, I don't have a chapter in mind, but gimme like, 15-20 minutes here-

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Apr
7th
2020

Coffee · 2:29pm April 7th

He died.

We were very close. Talked and hanged frequently. So much that the time of death seemed a little too soon, I thought I talked to him that day. He had the type of personality that clashed with mine, but was such a genuinely well intentioned, good person I loved him anyway and got along with him just fine.

I regret not hanging out more.

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