• Member Since 30th Jun, 2013
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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Nov
24th
2021

Woah!! What exactly IS Humor?! · 8:07am Nov 24th, 2021

It's forming a new positive connection in your brain which once had a negitive or neutral reaction that takes you by surprise, not to be confused with making you afraid.

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May
6th
2021

Okay now. · 3:49pm May 6th, 2021

Where-

Where are you all coming from?

Who said what?

My inner gossip whore must know, tell me-

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Apr
1st
2021

AF DAY · 6:09pm Apr 1st, 2021

So April Fools is kinda like Opposite Day so I wrote a not comedy.

April Fools~

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Mar
14th
2021

And boom, gone. · 12:53pm Mar 14th, 2021

Deleted the heated blog post at the request of a friend, if you have a sour taste in your mouth after that, I don’t, so you shouldn’t either.

Anyway, so ponies are cute.

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Mar
1st
2021

Howdy~! · 6:27pm Mar 1st, 2021

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Feb
7th
2021

Sexuality and Gender stuff. · 5:07am Feb 7th, 2021

It's so complicated that I don't want anything to do with romance or sex! Irregardless this shiny colored text here will lead you to a survey trying to find out what the heck our demographic is because we're all a bit unusual compared to other fanfiction writing fandoms.

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Dec
25th
2020

Feral Grinch Hits · 11:00pm Dec 25th, 2020

Aim right for the children.

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Dec
22nd
2020

Hypocritical desires · 8:44am Dec 22nd, 2020

Tis three days till it’s Christmas~!
And all I want~
Are the fanfics I like to update~

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Dec
16th
2020

50 Questions. · 8:00pm Dec 16th, 2020

Okay~

1. What is your first name?

Brennen

2. How old are you?

28.

3. What country are you from?

USA

4. What do you look like?

If it wasn’t such a hassle I’d show a pic~ 220 pound white man, all from genetics and a bit underweight, that has the normal talking voice of Fluttershy.

5. What do you wish you looked like?

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Dec
2nd
2020

Bad role models. · 6:04am Dec 2nd, 2020

Ever have someone do something awful to you that completely screwed you over, but somehow the act made you respect their wit just a lil’ bit more?

Never liked getting fucked, but I always appreciate a good fucking.