For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.
"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π
10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
welcome my fellow brony, prepare your self for combat!, acts of valor!, and CAKE!!! I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.....
I'm a proud brony who reads stuff for a living. I also write darkfics & family-friendly stuff every-so-often. All I can say is, if you plan to read any of my content, happy horrors ;)
I never thought of myself as a sailor, but now ships are all I sea. (That pun was bad, but I don't feel bad.) Stories coming soon
"...Yaawwnn...Ah, what a beautiful day...*inhales fresh morning air*...I guess its time to go and read some...oh, they haven't updated it yet....I guess...I'll go and work on my fanfics...*sniff*..."
"I should stuff your face in cookie dough and make cute cookies!"