>You, Anonymous the Unicorn, stirred in your slumber. 
>After yesterday, you felt like you could’ve slept for a week.
>Celestia always brings that damn sun up, so here you were waking up once again.
>Gently moving your big old hoof around the covers, you play out an unusual morning ritual that’s worked its way into your repertoire.
>Eventually you bump it into someone, and a quick ruffle of her fur confirms it’s Cut.

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>Meanwhile, across town...
>You are Astral Blade, and the anticipation is killing you.
>This will be your first time seeing Pike since last night, and your mind is alight with questions.
>That goes for most of the unit too, you’d reckon.
>Everypony is just awkwardly shuffling around, waiting for their Sergeant to step in and hoof out assignments.
>You imagine they have the same questions you do, although no pony is voicing them.

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Hey all,
Just wanted to keep you posted. The next part is done so to speak, I'm just waiting on #editing gang to get their eyes on it to see if I need to revise anything. You should actually be seeing it soon.

 >You couldn’t manage to motivate yourself to get up.
>Instead you just laid there, chuckling to yourself at the internal schadenfreude.
>Of course you just charged into the mares’ locker room like a maniac, of fucking course.
>Wait... does that even matter?
>It's not like ponies care about others seeing them undress.
 >Are you even actually breaking a taboo here?
>”Is he alright? He hit the ground pretty hard there,” asks a new voice.

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>You, Anonymous, ended up going to the show alone.
>As fun as it would have been to go with Cut, you really wanted to keep this trip focused on business, not pleasure.
>Plus Cut was right, going without Pike felt wrong.
>So popping your Wonderbolts’ cherry turned out to unfortunately be a solo event.
>You certainly see why they’re so popular now, the show was thrilling.
>To your human mind, it struck you as an interesting blend of a trapeze act and a flight show.

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“I’m not apologizing.”
>You are Anonymous the unicorn and you cannot believe what Cut is asking you to do right now.
>Apparently she feels very strongly about something you said to one of the mares you kicked out last night.
>It’s all a little fuzzy around the edges, apparently you /actually/ teleported?
>You’d been studying up on how to do it, sure, but you’d never been able to work up the nerve to try it out.
>Guess all you needed was a little liquor to grease the wheels.

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On yesterday's date three years ago I published the first chunk of green that would become the long and short of it. Time sure flies.

Sorry for the wait!

>You are Anonymous the unicorn, and tonight’s the night!
>Your first house party in... well, years really.
>So it's got you pretty psyched!
>Neither Pike nor Cut knew this, but back in the day, your parties used to draw quite the crowds.
>Back when all that was needed for fun was a good old-fashioned Halo 3 LAN party.
>Ah Fat Kid Escape, those were the days.
>Unfortunately, finding things for tonight’s guests required a bit more effort.

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>It's morning time for you, Cut N. Paste.
>And typical of your mornings, you and your herd are scattered around the freshly cleaned bathroom, going through each of your morning routines.
>It’d been an interesting few days since Anon got back from his impromptu stallion’s night, and honestly you’ve still failed to process some of it.
>That night was crazy!
>He came home wearing /the/ hottest outfit you’d ever seen, and what does he do?
>He dressed up Pike in colty lingerie and bucked her!

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>Now this is luxury.
>When you wanted to dry off back at the apartment you’d just use a towel.
>But here? They went crazy.
>Blueblood had a warm front physically imported from Cloudsdale, and stuck it in an aptly named ‘drying room’.
>Now all you and the other stallions have to do is stand around and let the air do all the work.
>It's like being in an airfryer!
>And it's good that it's here because standing is really all you’re capable of at the moment.

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