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A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

Jun
29th
2022

New Update! · 1:37am Jun 29th, 2022

It doesn't cover as much as I wanted it to but if I waited any longer to put something out I would have gone insane.


>The declaration shouted by you, Anonymous, hangs tensely in the air.
>Or, you suppose you /wish/ it hung tensely.
>Despite the continued racket, it only took a few moments for the stallions to go from startled to nonchalant.
>Seems like you’re the only one even remotely concerned.
>”Must he come in through the /window/?” Blueblood whines.

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Apr
23rd
2022

Update On LaSoI Progress · 3:24pm Apr 23rd, 2022

I know some people also read it here so I wanted to let you all know. The Long and Short of It will functionally be on hiatus until the end of the school year. I've just been and am going to be super slammed so sadly my writing must take back seat. See you all sometime next month though!

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Mar
29th
2022

Long And Short of It, Wine and Cheese Night Part One · 4:18am Mar 29th, 2022

>Unfortunately your conversation with Blueblood did not peter out after that.
>He wanted to know ALL about what you’ve been up to.
>Seems that Celestia gave him the impression that you’re a noblestallion yourself, albeit from a far away land.
>Another prank you suppose.
>That’s probably why he wanted to hang out with you so badly when you first arrived.
>No reason to correct him now, you guess.

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Mar
2nd
2022

Quick Long And Short of It update · 5:09am Mar 2nd, 2022

>You are Anonymous, and with a newsie cap on your head and a saddlebag full of supplies, you’re approaching the castle now.
>Frankly, you were rather iffy about answering the letter’s summons, but your normal fonts of information had been running dry.
>Plus, crazy things always seem to happen when the castle is involved, and that usually means more sales, plus a fat bonus for you!
>Even better, you don’t need to sneak in this time.

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Jan
31st
2022

Long and Short of It Teaser Update · 6:41am Jan 31st, 2022

Something short since its been awhile

>You are the one, the only, Cut N. Paste.
>You audibly grumble as the sunlight streaming through the window lands perfectly on your face, rousing you from your comfortable slumber.
>The first thing you notice upon waking though, is you seem to have pressed your face into somepony’s decadently soft tuft.
>In no rush to get up, you snuggle further into the pony and take a deep breath.
>That... smells nothing like Anon.

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Dec
16th
2021

The Long and Short of It: Grandmaster Battle · 11:18pm Dec 16th, 2021

>You are Cut N. Paste with a heart full of fear.
>As you and your herdmates step past the curtain, you’re met with a disconcerting sight.
>An honest to Celestia throne room.
>Whatever this room used to be used for before, it has been totally converted toward its new purpose.
>The lights that were once built into the ceiling have been straight-up torn out, leaving novelty crystal torches lining the wall as the room’s only source of light.

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Oct
30th
2021

Great News! · 1:41pm Oct 30th, 2021

I'm back in my ponepaste so the recent update is right back where it belongs!

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Oct
18th
2021

Green Update I'm Leaving Here Because i'm Currently Locked Out of My Ponepaste Account · 5:00am Oct 18th, 2021

Exactly what it says on the tin. Starts right at the end of https://ponepaste.org/4295

>You are the eager Cut N. Paste.
>After your last match went so well, almost /too/ well, a certain giddiness started blossoming within you.
>Seeing that look on your opponent’s face after you perfectly countered her strategy...
>Watching all that trash she was talking literally come crashing down...
>It felt good.
>Really good.

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Aug
24th
2021

Green Update! · 5:42am Aug 24th, 2021

Finally, took me long enough! For those following the grentext version, you can read the new update starting here https://ponepaste.org/4295#1129

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Aug
15th
2021

Top Slotting in the feature box babyyyyyyy · 4:26am Aug 15th, 2021

Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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