i am a sapient garbage fire

Occasionally saved by his wit. (Commissions & Patreon)

On the Sliding Scale Of Idealism Vs. Cynicism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon page.)

Be good, little readers. Or else...

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Want to help out with my mortgage? Ko-fi account! | Patreon! The Latiases of the world thank you.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I used to be relevant!

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

Consider your origin. You were not formed to live like brutes but to follow virtue and knowledge.

Here, feel this.  (Patreon / Get my book!)

Current mood. Soon™

Tell me your lies... ~~~Coffee is nice. But only if you want.~~~

Writing student who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

On hiatus!

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

There's always that one guy that just ... well, he just doesn't yaknow? No? Well, that sounds like a personal problem

Writer, RCL co-curator, EQD prereader, dramatic reader, VA, fic reviewer. Vote for my next fic to release!

hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

Sunset Shimmer is best human, pony, princess, and siren. Cleveland Browns, Cleveland Cavaliers, and Columbus Blue Jackets fan. Manga connoisseur and aficionado. Plot creator and wannabe writer.

The winds of fate deliver me to you.

i eat kids

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon

Editor of several Trixie writers while doing his own stories when possible. Fun Times. : )

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords, and reviews both independently and for Seattle's Angels. New reviews posted every Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Everybody wants to rule the world.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

Let's meet again, in the next life.

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

I'm just here for the Dazzlings, to be quite honest. Bow to the queens.

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.