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Huk


Just your average, useless person who thinks that this whole 'life' thing is overrated.

May
16th
2019

Possible two-week hiatus... · 8:52pm Last Thursday

I really didn't want to do this, but it seems more and more likely that I'll have to take a (hopefully) short hiatus from writing.

Sorry about that, but there are things on the horizon, that are beyond my control, and every-time those things happen, I go into depressive non-useful state for a while... (in which hangman's noose seems like the most beautiful thing in the world, you know?)

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May
11th
2019

Once in a while, everyone needs to blow off some steam... even Celestia · 10:13pm May 11th

The problem is that her ponies expect her to be a goddess 24 hours a day... fortunately some humans knows better, and are more than willing to help her relax... even if that will cost them their life.

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human
After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...
Huk · 62k words  ·  118  22 · 1.8k views

Please, remember to leave a comment :twilightsmile:

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May
4th
2019

Two children are about to get in trouble – one is a pegasus, the other is 330 years old dork... · 11:02pm May 4th

Both are in knee-deep, and both are about to make some bad choices to get themselves out...

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human
After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...
Huk · 62k words  ·  118  22 · 1.8k views

In which, we will have some fun – with James trying to avoid the gala at all costs (and digging his own grave in the process :trollestia:), and some tragedy – with Cheerilee, Scootaloo and the shady ponies from the last chapter... :applejackunsure:

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Apr
28th
2019

Sometimes, friendship is magic, other times... it is a mix of pain and misery. · 8:48am April 28th

Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle are about to learn that sometimes, the only way to save a friend is to betray his trust – no matter how much it might hurt.

In other words, it's time for the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human
After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...
Huk · 62k words  ·  118  22 · 1.8k views

Time to start earning that that 'CMCs' tag :scootangel:

Apr
21st
2019

Sometimes, you need to kick some butt… and sometimes, even Sun Butt · 11:16pm April 21st

A lot of ponies think that Celestia can do no wrong… unfortunately, for her – John is not a pony… And unlike her subjects, he is not afraid to give her a piece of his mind - whether she likes it, or not.

To find out more, read the next chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human
After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...
Huk · 62k words  ·  118  22 · 1.8k views

This is a slower chapter that follows the 76th rule of acquisition:

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Apr
14th
2019

Where is the borderline between punishment and revenge? · 10:26pm April 14th

That's the question John will have to answer, in the latest chapter:

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human
After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...
Huk · 62k words  ·  118  22 · 1.8k views

With Rainbow Dash's dreams in his hands (or rather, hand) – he'll have to decide for himself, how far is he willing to go, before justice, turns into revenge.

Apr
7th
2019

How far are you willing to go to help a reckless friend? · 8:51am April 7th

Let's say that your friend ran someone over with her car while driving drunk. Now, she has to face the consequences, that will most likely ruin her life, but you have the authority to save her from the punishment.

Knowing that using your power in the given situation would be 100% unethical – would you do it anyway?

That's the question Twilight will have to ask herself in the latest chapter:

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Mar
31st
2019

An angel and a prankster – the roller-coaster continues. · 8:43pm March 31st

Time for another chapter having Apple Bloom and Cheerilee, and introducing Rainbow Dash to the story.

So far, Equestria had been nothing but pain for our human – can one stubborn filly and her teacher change that? Will John's fortune finally change :unsuresweetie:? Read to find out.

TFriendship Is Magic! ... Unless You Are a Human
After a catastrophic introduction, a former soldier is struggling to adjust to his new life – facing ponies prejudice. Observing his ordeal - Celestia is starting to question how kind and forgiving her subjects really are...
Huk · 62k words  ·  118  22 · 1.8k views

Enjoy! :scootangel:

Mar
24th
2019

If you save someone, they will be eternally grateful… most of the time. · 11:28pm March 24th

Unless, of course, their problems weren't as 'temporary' as you thought… in which case they may hate you with all their heart. If you read the story thus far, then you can probably guss how 'grateful' John will be :unsuresweetie:

In other words, time for another bitter-sweet chapter.

Enjoy :twilightsmile:

Mar
17th
2019

In Equestria, human life is cheap · 9:57pm March 17th

In other words, time for the next chapter, in which Celestia will discover, that Equestria is not as friendly as she thought, and that her ponies can be cruel bastards, without even realizing it...

This is one of the more serious chapters :unsuresweetie:. Enjoy!

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