First off, I gotta say the reception is a bit lighter than it was with Cozy? I'm thinking this is either because it's completely original characters and/or because the romantic comedy genre isn't as popular as many of the others? Regardless, I must never forget that these projects aren't really about y'all!

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In a story I'm writing and a story I wrote before, I make jokes towards the brony fandom in good taste. Am I crazy for thinking that it isn't wrong to do that?

Hi gals and guys, howchya doing? I'm not sure why, but I have been gaining momentum even though horribly inactive and been unable to do any of these posting stuff.

Anywho weewow, thanks for following me!

Wait a minute... Why are these people following me?

Optimism/Ego feeding side: Because you're adorable, hilarious, charming?

Paranoia side: 'Cause the human trafficking ring has found it's next target?

ID: Sexy fun times?

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Behold as I, the lovely and excellent Gray of Typist, proceed to shadow the four and potentially run the risk of causing it to fade.

“Universe,” Thomas mumbled to himself. “If you’re watching right now, go fuck yourself.”

Meanwhile, in the deepest realms of the void, in a place so dark and distant that not even the light of the stars could reach, a consciousness stirred.

“Joke’s on him,” the formless consciousness declared. “I’m already doing that.”

“Error. Error.”

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Guys, you. have. to. listen. to. this.

https://soundcloud.com/hunteridactal/sweet-diddly

So, I'm publishing my first comedy story on this site. I made myself laugh so hopefully that translates to you all laughing.

Hope you enjoy it.

I dunno, but I have a fairly good guess.

Welcome to my new hit blog series, Front Pretends to Know What He’s Talking About! :D

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Hiya, lovely peeps!

Last year, when I remade my library, I mentioned something. I created a new personal rule - none of my shelves shall go beyond 100 stories. You know, for ease of finding the stories I want to re-read.

Last year, I closed Best of Comedy (1). Last week, I closed Best of Comedy (2).

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start from 1:18 what Murray does CRACKS ME UP!!

BARAGAIN DAY AT THE SUPERMARKEEET!!!

I SCREWED UUUUUUUP!!!

SpongeBob: you okay Patrick?

Patrick: FINLAND!!!

Welp! I finished a late entry for the WriteOff, and since it missed the deadline it gets to go up on here before my better judgement tells me otherwise. I shall be publishing sometime tomorrow morning, I think.

It is a comedic abomination. Hopefully one that makes people laugh. That would be nice. Much better than giving people the flu, but I wouldn't rule that out either. We shall see tomorrow!

Gosh! I've finally finished this chapter!
-Uhh... Did you realize that there's no one commenting about this story for a couple of days, right?
Ugh... Shut up, Simmons. Now, why don't you just get back into the closet?
-I came from the bathroom.
...You're kidding, right?
-Uhh... I-
No, don't answer; now... *I grab a broom* ...GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE!
-It was not my intention to climb on your bookshelf!

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Hey everypony I just wanted to let you all know my good friend Twilight Glimmers having a comedy week the week when it’s her spring break where she will be writing one story every day. If you guys have any stories as request for her Pm her. If you don’t know her send the requests to me and I’ll send them to her.
Hope you all are a having a nice day.

If the cannon of my little pony keeps getting worse known as g6, g7, g8, g9 g10, g11... I think the fandom should make my little pony generation 12... 4 x 3 is 12 and 12 is three times worth the charm...

It would be funny if the fandom took Generation 12 to a whole new level... and let Hasbro come up with good shows...

I see a trend...

Due to Hasbro keeps milking the characters for money... a trend will cause destruction.

G1, G3, fans hate G4
G4 fans hate g5

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A confession about "Do That Again": It didn't make me laugh. I don't think I smiled while writing it. What was in my head while writing it was a series of calculations along the lines of "HUMANS WILL LAUGH AT THIS WITH PROBABILITY 0.57", to a soundtrack of guilt for writing feature-box clickbait that wasn't even proper clop.

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Still working on my Rot sequel, and the next chapter of Daughter's of the Sea.
But I finished up a little one shot that had been on the shelf for awhile, "Reaping "Ponies".
Hope you all like it.

LET'S BE HONEST! essentially, that one was funny in the long time span of it.

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